Years back, Taco Bell started offering a Fourth Meal, but in reality, it was only the Third Meal, because it had yet to introduce a First Meal. . . . Wait, who's on second?
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Anyway, the Irvine-based chain is now rolling out that First Meal, better known as breakfast. The menu, which will be available in 750 locations by next Thursday, took five years of testing (and subsequent vomiting) to finalize.
Items that made the cut include a "crunch" wrap filled with sausage, eggs and cheese; four different burritos; and Cinnabon Delights, which are sugar-covered fried dough balls with a cream filling.
I'm suddenly craving a Sausage McMuffin.