ShamWow Guy Does The "Rap Chop"!!!!!!

Seems that Vince Shlomi (also known by his sophisticated stage name, Vince Offer) is in the news again!

I'm not even going to comment on his recent arrest in Miami, because it makes me feel ill just thinking about it, but here's the link if you're interested (WARNING: it includes shots of Vince without makeup and hair gel).

I'm surely not the only one who finds his Slap Chop and Graty ads strangely mesmerizing. Aside from the bonkers product names (is it me or do they sound like Japanese cartoon characters?), there's the digustingness of the things he's chopping. Who would eat that crap?

And the testimonials of the "satisfied customers" whose lives the products have seemingly revolutionized. Get a grip, people!

But, wait, there's more!

Someone with waaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands has put together this hilarious rap, complete with snippets from the Breakin'... There's No Stoppin' Us video.

It gets no better.


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