Sometimes it just doesn't get any better than real life to show you that The Simpsons isn't a parody of America, it IS America. A Wisconsin man who ate a dozen pieces of fish at an all-you-can-eat fish fry was reportedly cut off by the restaurant when he asked for another. The restaurant says they were simply running out.
To placate the insatiable customer, the restaurant sent him home with eight more pieces of fish, but the guy, still unsatisfied, called the cops and is now picketing the restaurant with a sign that says "Poor Business Practices." Now, does that sound like a man who had all he could eat?
Edwin Goei was born on the island of Java, grew up in La Habra, studied in Irvine, and eats everywhere. Before becoming an award-winning restaurant critic for OC Weekly in 2007, he went by the alias "elmomonster" on his blog Monster Munching, in which he once wrote a whole review in haiku.