We're now halfway through the Long March known as 100 Favorite Dishes (INSERT YEAR). YEAH!!!
Hey, don't ding us for listicles: Weekly DataLab studies show ustedes love this gimmick, launched in honor of our coming Best Of issue. Besides, it is rather fun to do this for us Forkers--an opportunity to highlight dishes from restaurants we'll never fully review, or secrets from old standbys. Anyhoo, let the march begin...
Whenever I direct people to the Surfin' Chicken in San Clemente, I give them a specific order: get the chicken plate. Don't get the chicken tacos, the chicken burrito, the chicken anything else--get the chicken plate, whether you want a quarter, half, or full order. DON'T GET ANYTHING ELSE.
And yet I'll always have someone deviate from my orders, and report that the food was so-so. BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ORDER THE CHICKEN, PENDEJOS!!!
See, if you don't order the chicken plate, you're missing out on all the skin, on all the chili powder and lemon juice that seeps into the bone, the spectacle of owner-chef Jose "El Cuatro" Martinez hacking his cleaver onto the cutting board, splitting bones with the methodical efficiency of a Walking Dead hero. You miss out on the beans and rice, the deck of corn tortillas, the salsa, the skin.
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Anyone who makes the mistake of not ordering the chicken plate I send back down to San Clemente to make penance by ordering said plate. They never make the same mistake again.
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