We were just innocently perusing BaskinRobbins.com for more info on the aforementioned 31-Cent Scoop Night when we came across the above image. Yep, that's DJ Pauly D of MTV Jersey Shore "fame," trying to get you to buy a soft serve ice cream--with mix-ins, hilarious!--at Baskin Robbins.
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The best part? Click here to see a heavily accessorized DJ Pauly D encourage you to "get the party started." Reeeeeeeeee-mix!
While we'd prefer if hair gel would keep its distance from our dairy, we suppose it could be way worse. On the Jersey Shore scale of things, Pauly D ain't so bad.
The Situation could be selling dipped cones for Dairy Queen. Snookie selling Snickers though? Probably not too far off.
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