I've been kind of over pumpkin spice since last year, when the major coffee chains came out with their autumn drinks in August during a Seattle heat wave (they happen, and they're horrible), but I never gotten around to writing one of my rants about it, and now it might be too late.
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Why? Well, the hillarious John Oliver took shots at pumpkin spice in his latest segment on Last Week Tonight, and he basically covers everything I wanted to say.
My favorite highlight: "It's that special time of year where we voluntarily imbibe pumpkin spice lattes, the coffee that tastes like a candle."
Check it out after the jump.