I wish I could say that the above slices were delicious, a candidate for This Hole-In-the-Wall Life--but they were barely edible. Sucks; the dive I bought them from would've been a great pizza resource for the Weekly's world headquarters (only hint for right now). Gentle readers: Where did I get this flavored cardboard? One guess per comment, and Weeklings not allowed!
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