Hey you! Is it before 11 a.m.? Do you want a free taco-shaped thing that's not really a taco? Well, if you do, Taco Bell is giving every person who visit from 7 to 11 a.m. today a free sausage or bacon biscuit taco .
They're doing it, of course, for Cinco de Mayo, which they're renaming Breakfast Defector Day (it's not like anyone knows why it's a holiday anyways). Unfortunately, the fried chicken biscuit taco Ryan Cady loves so much isn't a part of the deal, but tant pis.