From opening until 10:30 a.m. (or whenever they run out) this morning, your local Fourbucks will be giving away a free pastry if you buy a beverage (iced, brewed or "handcrafted", whatever that means). While it's fun to mock Starbucks, they did get rid of the high-fructose corn syrup in their pastries; that's something worth celebrating.
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You'll need a coupon for the offer, which you can access directly here or by clicking on the image above: either print it out or show it on your phone.
I'm not even going to attempt to list every Starbucks in the county here. Just follow the line of undercaffeinated sheeple and you'll find one before long, or check their website.