'Chinese Food' Makes For a Shitty, Shitty Music Video

'Chinese Food' Makes For a Shitty, Shitty Music Video

The guy we can blame for Rebecca Black's "Friday" released a new music video earlier this week entitled "Chinese Food," staring his next viral white girl Alison Gold.

And guess what, IT'S BAD!

The video follows her on a quest for Chinese food after a night spent "clubbing." She finds a restaurant, befriends a magical panda, and then some other stupid shit happens. You can fill in the rest of your morbid curiosity by watching the video yourself.

Why she doesn't just stop by a taqueria, no one knows, but that's beside the point.

I honestly feel badly for Miss Gold -- what kind of parents would want to subject their kid to this kind of infamy? I swear, all the adults around her have to be in on some kind of cruel joke. 5 million YouTube views (and counting!) don't just disappear when you realize how stupid something you did in your youth was. Good luck, Alison.

Here's the video:

I don't even know.

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