The aporkalypse is coming. If you haven't heard, Britain's National Pig Association has proclaimed that a world bacon shortage is “unavoidable.” The news has sent Twitter into panic mode. People are now asking themselves the big question: Is a life without bacon worth living? For many, the answer is no.
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I just Googled “Bacon shortage” and now I'm trying to jump off a building.
— Amanda(@AmandaDannielle) September 26, 2012
Bacon shortage? I'm officially on Suicide Watch guys, keep an eye on me.
— R A M O N (@NachitoChavez10) September 26, 2012
There's gonna be a world wide shortage of bacon…. Might as well kill myself now. #catastrophe
— Haley Murtaugh (@haleymurtaugh) September 26, 2012
Bacon shortage on the news. May as well kill myself now because things are just going to do downhill from here.
— Liv Taylor (@Liv_Taylor1) September 26, 2012
My dad woke me up this mornjng by telling ne there would be a world wide shortage of bacon next year. I guess its time to kill myself
— Evan Grady (@evan_bacon) September 25, 2012
…keep hearing about a bacon shortage..Nooooooo!!!! I would have no reason to live anymore… :'(
— abby villareal (@abbyvillareal) September 26, 2012
There's suppose to be a bacon shortage? I guess I'll just starve to death. yahoo.com/_ylt=ArTSjRQnc…
— isaac brown (@montsterbrown) September 26, 2012
Experts predict a bacon shortage in 2013.Fortunately Mayans say we'll all die before then.Rather see an apocalypse than an aporkalypse
— Ben Andrews (@BenAndrews21) September 25, 2012
Worldwide shortage of bacon? Just kill me now.
— Lauren Brown (@Lovelyy_Lo) September 26, 2012
Should i just die now to save myself from the turmoil!? RT @notababydaddy: LMFAO. There's a worldwide bacon shortage. Holy shit
— Heihachi Mishima ♌ (@mikeayejay) September 25, 2012
