Subject: Viagra

• I was a Teenage Deadhead

  August 24, 2000

• Softly, softly Mr. Limbaugh

  Lord knows, that if there's one thing I find even less appealing to think about than Rush Limbaugh, it's Rush Limbaugh genitals. So when the story broke that Rush had been busted at the airport with a questionable stash of Viagra while returning from the Dominican Republic (which I now understand is a major sex tourism vacation spot– who knew?), I couldn't imagine wanting to read anything about this story, unless it ended with a new mug shot for Limbaugh. But I'd underestimated the skills

  June 28, 2006

• Saturday's Headlines & Surprises

  Saddle Sores: Supervisor John Moorlach hasn't been in office long but he could be the most revolutionary county politician since . . . well . . . we haven't had any revolutionary politicians on the board of supervisors. On Friday, Moorlach announced plans to cut pension benefits retroactively for certain members of the Orange County sheriff's deputies union. He says the payments are an illegal gratuity of as much as $500 million in local taxpayer funds. Peggy Lowe at the Register posted two use

  July 21, 2007

• Hello friends: Bill Cosby at the Cerritos Center on 01/13

  Bill Cosby raging about his colonoscopies and Viagra took me by surprise. Well known for his conservative, family-friendly stand up, Cosby has tweaked his act since the 1980s. But don’t get me wrong, this was no raunchy comedy. It was refreshing to hear Cosby sing the Viagra Tune "Doot doot doot, Bob is living large!!!” in between his Christian-themed jokes. The sold-out Cerritos Center for the Performing Arts packed a crowd of all ages, although I was primarily surrounded by an elde

  January 14, 2008

• Oscar Nominations are announced

  And yes, I'm up prior to the crack of dawn to get them to you. The biggest surprise, if you can call it that, is the strong showing by MICHAEL CLAYTON, with six nominations. Not so surprisingly, THERE WILL BE BLOOD and NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN each have eight. Via CNN, because it announced even before the official Oscar site: The nominees for best picture are "No Country for Old Men," "There Will Be Blood," "Atonement," "Juno" and "Michael Clayton." JUNO? Really? Just goes to show there's a ri

  January 22, 2008

• Candy Kush Machines

  The future is now; the future is Marijuana Vending Machines. Technically termed PVMs, or Prescription Vending Machines, and now available at Herbal Nutrition Center in LA, the similarity between these and candy or soda machines ends at the name. They're installed behind secure dispensary doors, only dispense medication (including anti-depressants or Viagra) according to an individual's specific prescription as recorded on RFID-tagged cards, and exist to reduce pharmacy overhead rather than make

  January 28, 2008

• Turbonegro

  May 22, 2003

• Diary of a Mad County

  September 11, 2003

• Spinning Out of Control

  July 8, 2004

• Attack of the 50-ft. Commercials!

  Abandon all hope: there's no escape from movie product placements

  August 4, 2005

• A Perfect Day for a Prophylactic

  September 30, 1999

• The Perils of Pirateria

  May 31, 2007

• Nerd Alert and Wah-Wah-Wee-Wah

  OnDVD: Revenge of the Nerds: Panty Raid Edition and Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan<

  March 8, 2007

• New Reviews

  August 3, 2006

• Juicing

  February 9, 2006

• Hey, You!

  Improbable Cause

  December 22, 2005

• Too Much Dick Spoils the Gumbo

  September 8, 2005

• Nude Naked Adult Lindsay Lohan

  July 14, 2005

• Suspicious Minds

  March 24, 2005

• Diary of A Mad County

  January 27, 2005

• You Will Be CEO of Quicksilver In One Year

  December 16, 2004

• Repetition in Politics, News, Big Business and Human Suffering

  December 2, 2004

• Season 2, Episode 2

  November 11, 2004

• We Shoot Republicans!

  September 2, 2004

• New Face in Hell

  July 15, 2004

• Night Schemes

  April 8, 2004

• Vitamen!

  February 5, 2004

• Letters

  January 15, 2004

• Paris Hilton, Pinot Noir & Moi

  December 4, 2003

• The Angels Go On to a Better Place

  October 9, 2003

• Connect

  April 24, 2003

• Get Your Iraqs Off

  April 24, 2003

• The Last Resort

  April 17, 2003

• Belated thanks for the Xmas candy, Luther of Orange

  February 20, 2003

• Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink

  August 1, 2002

• Diary of a Mad County

  June 6, 2002

• Corrected Phallusy

  February 14, 2002

• Oy!

  May 24, 2001

• Rock & Roll Ass Love

  April 26, 2001

• Busted

  April 5, 2001

• Letters

  December 28, 2000

• Daily Affirmation

  August 17, 2000

• Wake Me When Its Sexy

  May 18, 2000

• Mens Like a Plague of Locusts

  March 2, 2000

• The New New World Order

  December 16, 1999

• My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult

  February 25, 1999

• Play Harder

  February 18, 1999

• July-September

  January 7, 1999

• Last Weekend: Doheny Blues Festival

  Spencer Kornhaber / OCWElvin Bishop came into the crowd! He's old.Last Weekend: Doheny Blues FestivalBetter Than: A cloudy day at the beach without alcohol.As mentioned in the brief preview, I don't know anything about blues music. High-brow critic types like to say that pop and rock are where "The Culture" is centered at the moment, and if that's true than I guess I'm a drone of The Culture. But I can hear the Doheny Blues Fest from my house; the last time I went, I was probably 15 -- but I do

  May 18, 2009

• RIP: Trent Reznor's Twitter

  Andrew YoussefTrent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater in Irvine, May 21, 2009.For the last few months, Trent Reznor has been interacting with Nine Inch Nails fans (historically an insanely devoted lot) via Twitter, updating them on the happenings of their tour with Jane's Addiction, running ticket giveaway contests, talking about his romance with fiancee Mariqueen Maandig of West Indian Girl and even raising hundreds of thousands of dollars to aid a Nevada fan needing a

  June 11, 2009