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Subject: U.S. Department of Justice

  • A Waste of $106,641

    Yesterday, the good folks at Think Progress were having a little fun with the White House payroll. Drawing on a list of White House salaries published in the National Journal, the TPers determined the four most overpaid White House staffers. Tucked away between ethics advisers and White House's Director of Fact Checking (no doubt a very lonely job in an administration that uses the phrase "reality based" to dismiss critics) was Stuart Baker, Director for Lessons Learned. Leaving aside for the m

    July 12, 2006
  • Memories (wiretapping edition)

    There was something very familiar about Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' testimony before the Senate Judicary Committee yesterday. As Think Progress summarizes yesterday morning's highlight: Earlier this year, the Justice Department's Office of Professional Responsibility (OPR), which is charged with investigating attorney misconduct, announced that it could not pursue an investigation into the role of Justice lawyers in crafting the NSA warrantless wiretapping program because it was denied s

    July 19, 2006
  • Foxes, Henhouses, and the Fashion Police

    Just like breaking a leg can take your mind off a toothache, the major traumas the Bush administration has inflicted on the body politic make it easy to forget the lesser damage it's doing.  Or, as Ruth Marcus puts in her column in today's Washington Post, "The tornado of disastrous headlines -- a Pentagon that can't take proper care of its wounded, a Justice Department that can't be trusted to follow the law or tell the truth to Congress, a top White House aide who lied to a grand jury-- h

    April 4, 2007
  • The Edward James Olmos Pinata

    Goddamn it, for the first time ever in this Tick-Talker's weak Weekly memory, a press release rolls in about Edward James Olmos--on the day that the Day Laborer of Print and Radio Journalism, Gustavo Arellano, is off to New Yawk for his much ballyhooed appearance on NBC's Today Show: Special Victims Unit. Fuck it to hell, 'cause ol' Stavo would be all over knocking Olmos like a cheap suit, which, come to think of it, is what ol' Stavo wore to 30 Rock. The California Teachers Union, the only fol

    March 3, 2006
  • Muzzling Troy

    Troy High School in Fullerton has a lot going for it. The combined public and magnet school is known for its high SAT scores, Troy Tech and International Baccalaureate programs, its wins or high placements in the U.S. National Science Olympiad and Western Regional Science Bowl sponsored by NASA/JPL, and recognitions for being among the nation's top schools from President Clinton, the National Blue Ribbon School of Excellence panel and the selection committee for California Distinguished Schools.

    April 11, 2006
  • Thursday's Headlines & Surprises

    Speed Eating: Would you eat 42 peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches in 10 minutes for $1,500? Patrick “P-Rock” Beroletti, a twentysomething-year-old Chicago cook, won the Drum Corps International World Peanut Butter and Jelly Eating Championship this week at Knott's Berry Farm in Buena Park. (Earlier this year, Beroletti devoured 47 donuts in five minutes.) Tim “Eater X” Janus dunked his treats in a milk-water mixture and nabbed second place with 37.5 sandwiches. Rich “The Locust” LeF

    August 9, 2007
  • Friday's Headlines & Surprises

    No, really? You can finally relax. The Coastline Pilot decided it was time to voice its opposition to alcohol consumption by teenagers. “Drinks, teens shouldn't mix,” the Los Angeles Times-owned community paper serving Laguna Beach declared today. And just in case readers didn't comprehend the stance or--heaven forbid--disagreed with it, the paper explained soberly, “The fact is that young people and alcohol are a combustible mix.” Who isn't listening? “Adults must realize that the he

    August 10, 2007
  • Friday's Headlines & Surprises: Stale Marijuana?

    Doesn't marijuana go stale? I dunno, but Jim Spray, 51, and Felix Cha (the person, not the tea), 22, want the government to return the pot police officers confiscated two years ago, according to Christine Hanley at the Times. Lawyers for both men told the Santa Ana-based Court of Appeal yesterday the narcotic was legally possessed for medicinal reasons. In separate cases, judges have previously tossed out their arrests but bureaucrats in the cities of Garden Grove and Huntington Beach refuse to

    August 24, 2007
  • XM Merges With Sirius

    Earlier today, the Justice Department approved Sirius Satellite Radio's proposed $4.59 billion (!) aquisition of satellite old-schooler XM Satellite Radio. This decision created one single US satellite radio provider. In response to questions fearing a monopoly, the Justice Dept. said " the combined company won't be able to raise prices profitably because of competition from such forms of audio entertainment as broadcast radio and MP3 players." Read the rest of the article here.

    March 24, 2008
  • OC Homewreckers Hung Out to Dry

    According to a Department of Justice press release and reported by the Register, Charles Head, a 33-year-old from La Habra and several accomplices have been charged with illegal activities purportedly using the latest mortgage scam to come through the pipeline. One can only expect more scams to surface soon in the wake of the "mortgage crisis," (otherwise known, at least by me, as the most shining contemporary example of both the greed and stupidity of the American people and the relentless

    March 25, 2008
  • OC Family Charging OK City Bombing Cover-Up Wins Lawsuit Against Uncle Sam!

    The family of an Orange County man who died under mysterious circumstances in an Oklahoma federal prison more than a decade ago has just won its lawsuit against the U.S. Justice Department. On March 31, the US District Court for the Western District of Oklahoma ruled that the family of Kenneth Trentadue had suffered severe emotional distress as a result of his bizarre death, which prison officials claim was a suicide-by-hanging. A big part of their stress: seeing the bruises, footprints and oth

    April 2, 2008
  • Times and Register Anti-Trust or Bust Lust in the Dust

    As merger mania sweeps through the ownership suites of the L.A. Times and Orange County Register, some may find it odd that the fierce competitors: 1) are even considering joining forces, and B) would even be allowed to merge After all, it was not that long ago that those U.S. Department of Justice anti-trust meanies slapped the wrists of the former New Times and previous Village Voice Media for doing much the same thing, albeit on a much less impactful, Southern California alternative news

    October 27, 2008
  • [Pucker Up] Ladies Love Gay Male Porn

    May 15, 2008
  • Janet Napolitano's Sorry Service in Arizona Makes Her a Terrible Choice for Homeland Security Secretary

    WEB EXCLUSIVE!

    November 27, 2008
  • [¡Ask a Mexican!®] Is It Racist to Call a Mexican Working at a Coffee Shop a 'Beaner'?

    April 17, 2008
  • [Moxley Confidential] Why Did Wayne Gross Recuse Himself From the Mike Carona Investigation?

    February 21, 2008
  • Litigating It Old-School

    Former Chapman instructors invoke a Civil War-era law in their multimillion-dollar lawsuit against the university

    August 2, 2007
  • Letters

    CNN couldnt do it; the LA Times couldnt do it; no other journalist or major media outlet could do it. Are we to accept that some moonbat reporter from a local free weekly actually sat down and researched the subjec

    November 30, 2006
  • Osama's Gun

    How to not build bin Ladens AK-47 without even trying

    November 9, 2006
  • Commie Girl

    Where Everybody Knows My Name: Take that, Gustavo!

    October 26, 2006
  • Porn-secution

    November 24, 2005
  • Grass or Ass

    November 17, 2005
  • OC's 31 Scariest People

    Now 25 percent more terrifying!

    October 27, 2005
  • The Great Work Continues

    November 11, 2004
  • 59 Reasons Why Bush Sucks

    Why youd have to be a freaking idiot to vote for this guy

    October 7, 2004
  • Letters

    June 24, 2004
  • I Digress

    January 8, 2004
  • This Slaphappy Summer

    August 21, 2003
  • An Informed Citizenry

    June 19, 2003
  • Suspicious Minds

    April 10, 2003
  • Shopping for Armageddon

    December 19, 2002
  • Ashcroft to Mueller to Anybody Else

    June 13, 2002
  • While You Were Freaking

    June 6, 2002
  • The Most Serious Election Crisis Ever!

    November 23, 2000
  • Screaming Bedlam

    September 21, 2000
  • Letter to Shredder

    August 31, 2000
  • Crime Times

    December 23, 1999
  • A Gray Area

    June 3, 1999
  • Apple Bonging

    March 25, 1999
  • Making Dornans Enemies List

    May 28, 1998
  • Justice Dept. Inquiry: Chapman U's John Yoo Is a Shitty Lawyer

    Chapman University's favorite torture enabler and "Fletcher Jones Distinguished Visiting Professor of Law," the infamous John Yoo, should face discipline according to his previous employer, the U.S. Justice Department. A New York Times story this morning reports that an internal Justice Dept. inquiry found that Yoo's legal arguments authorizing the use of waterboarding and other forms of hash interrogation practices--commonly known in the English language as "torture"--were so woefully lacking i

    May 6, 2009
  • Behold John Bolton and His Moustache at Balboa Bay Club

    John Robert Bolton, the neocon's neocon, laps up the hosannas of fellow knuckle-draggers May 28 when he is the special guest of the World Affairs Council of Orange County. The nonprofit, 500-member council--which since its 1967 founding has hosted Prince Andrew, Vicente Fox, Hans Blix and several other international newsmakers--expects 250 to turn out for Bolton and his moustache tormenting the wait staff at the Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach.Bolton has been employed by several Republican pres

    May 15, 2009
  • Prosecutors Recommend Nine Years in Prison For Mike Carona

    Home Sweet Home?Ex-Sheriff Mike Carona should serve 108 months or nine years in prison for attempting to sabotage a grand jury investigation into abuse of power and bribery at the Orange County Sheriff's Department, according to a brief filed today by the U.S. Department of Justice.The recommendation, which comes from prosecutors Brett Sagel and Ken Julian, is 30 months more than what a federal probation officer recently recommended based on sentencing guidelines. Some will see this as ironical

    April 10, 2009
  • John Yoo Stars in a Most Civilized Debate on Torture

    Photo by Christopher VictorioAs John Yoo makes his case, John C. Eastman is hard at think.Two days after Barack Obama's chief of staff said the administration was not inclined to back prosecutions against Bush lawyers who signed off on torture, the president backed off that statement today, saying he would leave that up to his attorney general. If this reversal bunched John Yoo's BVDs, he sure wasn't showing it inside Chapman University's Memorial Hall, where the controversial UC Berkeley law pr

    April 21, 2009
  • Cypress Mosque Hate Crime Gets Twittered

    Here are some random comments on Twitter regarding the anti-Muslim graffiti at the Cypress mosque Nick Schou previously blogged about:  ...Obama gave a powerful speech in Cairo on the US-Middle East relations & an Islamic center in OC was immedtly defaced in a hate crime...   Our military will kill you all painted above door of Mosque=calls for DOJ to investigate hate crime, GIs gunned down=silence   My hometown. Never this way growing up.   Racist thugs; probably watch F

    June 5, 2009
  • Sheriff Mike Carona Prosecutor Leaves Department of Justice

    Photo by Christopher VictorioKen Julian Leaving DOJTomorrow is the last day as a federal prosecutor for Ken Julian, co-counsel in the successful prosecution of ex-Orange County Sheriff Mike Carona. Julian is joining the powerhouse private firm Manatt, Phelps & Phillips, he recently announced to fellow Department of Justice colleagues inside the Ronald Reagan Federal Courthouse in Santa Ana. For the last four years Julian worked as deputy chief of the DOJ's branch here."Ken has served me wel

    June 9, 2009
  • [¡Ask a Mexican!] Are You Still Beating Your Señora?

    June 11, 2009
  • Federal Panel Gives Ex-Sheriff Mike Carona Leniency

    Break out the vodka, boys!​As Orange County's Republican sheriff, Mike Carona liked to talk tough about granting no mercy to convicted felons, but ever since the ex-top cop turned convicted felon himself earlier this year he's been begging for leniency.This afternoon, the Ninth Circuit--the nation's most liberal federal appeals court--granted Carona his wish. Unlike most felons, he'll be allowed to remain free from serving his 66-month federal prison sentence until the appellate court reviews

    July 27, 2009
  • Outdoor Marijuana Eradication Called "Costly," "Futile"

    ​A sheriff's helicopter was chugging over Cleveland National Forest, about 15 miles off Ortega Highway, three years and one month ago when the pilot spotted a vast marijuana field. Deputies on the ground later confirmed--and cut down--about 1,000 young plants that had been thriving thanks to an elaborate irrigation system. You'd imagine the men and women in  uniform hoisted a few of their favorite legal consumables that night to celebrate a job well done.But with cannabis legalization eff

    July 28, 2009
  • Justice Department Probing OC Jail Brutality

    Ex-Sheriff Carona to Feds: Please Clean up the Jails before I start serving time!​Front page stories in both the LA Times and Register today report that the U.S. Justice Department is investigating Orange County's jail system in the wake of recent brutality allegations. "Officials from the department's Civil Rights Division are seeking to determine whether incidents of violence by jail personnel amount to a pattern of violating inmates' rights, the Sheriff's Department confirmed," writes the T

    August 14, 2009