I don't believe in God, but if I did, I'd be thanking her right now for salvaging the upcoming NBA season. I mean, I tried to watch hockey, I really did, but I just can't hang with that shit. And my dad was born in Canada, so I should be able to get through more than three minutes without asking, ... More >>
Michael Jackson is alive and well and living in Long Beach.Now, before you go looking for the King of Pop huddled in a dark corner at The Library with a latte (or, more likely, near a jungle gym), you should know that the man making the claim also says he killed George W. Bush.And you should be a ... More >>
Christopher Victorio/OC WeeklyIt's no longer just Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest making music while
donning purple and gold. Two-time champion power forward Pau Gasol,
amigos with fellow countryman and opera singer Placido Domingo, is
giving it a go in the recording studio. Following the conclus ... More >>
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