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  • Blogs

    February 8, 2012

    Tiger Woods "is Feeling Explosive"

    ​Monterey Bay-area cocktail waitresses, adult actresses and assorted skanks, consider this your warning:Cypress-born Tiger Woods says, "My body is feeling explosive." If you ever needed a golf towel . . .

  • Blogs

    January 5, 2012

    [UPDATED with Octomom Confirming She was Dropped as Client:] Nadya Suleman Fires Ex-Porn Star Manager?

    ​UPDATE, JAN. 5, 9:08 A.M.: We should be used to this on Planet Octomom, where up is down, black is white, fiction is truth, employment is fantasy and whipping a fat guy in a diaper is appropriate parental behavior. And so, it comes as no surprise that the former porn star-turned-entertainment man ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2011

    Kobe Bryant: The New Tiger Woods?

    ​When Kobe Bryant was busted for infidelity in 2003, we remarked that he had accomplished yet another feat of the NBA great whose shadow has always been cast over Black Mamba, Michael Jordan.Jordan's infidelity led to a divorce from his wife, but before making the same case again given Bryant's re ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 20, 2011

    Arnold Palmer Approves Alcoholic Version of Arnold Palmer Drink--Arnold Palmer HARD

    ​It's my chica who enjoys Arnold Palmers, the mixture of half-lemonade, half-iced tea that's the favorite of bland types everywhere looking to spice up their lives. It's me who likes Arnold Palmer, the legendary golfer who brought golf to the masses. And now we can enjoy Arnold Palmer as one, with ... More >>

  • News

    October 13, 2011

    WINNER'S CIRCLE: Janet Evans

    [BEST OF 2011: GAME ON!] Olympic Gold Medal Swimmer

  • News

    July 21, 2011

    Tales From the Surf Ghetto

    Meet the ragtag band of craftsmen, entrepreneurs and weirdos at the heart of OC's surf industry

  • Blogs

    June 22, 2011

    [UPDATE: Photos!] Kelly Slater Has Given Surfing Quite a Lot, Huntington Beach is Giving Him Key to the City

    Christopher Victorio/OC WeeklyKelly Slater. Click here to see more images from the ceremony.​UPDATE, JUNE 22, 2011, 12:07 P.M.: A fixture in the surf world for over 21 years, professional surfer Kelly Slater was presented the Key to the City of Huntington Beach on June 21, the first day of summer. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 31, 2011

    Jim Norton Doesn't Give a Shit About Libya, Says He Gives Good Head

    ​Self-loathing East Coast comic Jim Norton isn't afraid to voice his opinion, whether on gigs such as the Opie & Anthony Show or Red Eye. Even better is his standup: He's satirical, sure, but he also tells it like it is and is never afraid to point out own his flaws. (Norton on his boobs: ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 22, 2011

    [UPDATED] Chris Brown's Image Rehab Report Card

    ​UPDATED, MARCH 22, 3:03 P.M.: Cris Brown allegedly had a violent outburst after his Good Morning America appearance this morning. Brown got upset during his interview with co-host Robin Roberts when she asked three times about his 2009 assault on then-girlfriend, Rihanna.   Brown t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 19, 2011

    Starbucks' New 'Trenta' Size Latest Subject of CGI Ridicule

    Next Media Animation, the Taiwanese producer of CGI animation clips such as this, has topped itself with its latest and ultra-timely (how do they do it so quickly?) animated "reenactment" on the news that Starbucks is introducing its "Trenta" size. The spoof is equal parts satire and facts. 

  • Blogs

    December 2, 2010

    'Law and Order: Los Angeles' Already Ripping Off Orange County Crime Stories

    ​I'm a huge fan of the Law and Order franchise--Special Victims Unit is my favorite because of hot-ass Mariska Hargitay, Criminal Intent remains a weird-ass show, the original will always live on TNT, and I even saw a couple of episodes of the UK version and liked them. The newest member of the fa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2010

    3hree Things: Two Guys, One Mic

    ​Watch out for 3hree Things every Tuesday, where Riley Breckenridge, drummer of Orange County's favorite local alt-rock band Thrice, gives his take on life in Southern California as an OC native. I've always loved talk radio. In the early '90s, I used to listen to Jim Rome's show relig ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 23, 2010

    Donald Bren Ranked Richest in SoCal (Again)

    The latest Forbes list of richest Americans is out, and Newport Beach's reclusive billionaire Donald Bren once again finds himself ranked the richest man in Southern California.Forbes pegs the Irvine Co. chairman's wealth at $12 billion, enough to make him the 21st richest man in these United St ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2010

    [UPDATED:] Cypress Councilman Phil Luebben is Next to Spin Wheel of Hate Supporting Arizona SB 1070

    UPDATE: For the second time, City Councilman Phil Luebben has failed to get his colleagues to adopt resolutions declaring Cypress a "Rule of Law City" and applauding Arizona's controversial SB 1070 immigration law while damning cities that oppose it (details at end of this post) . . . ​Cypress Cit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 3, 2010

    Los Angeles Angels: Basking in Mediocrity

    Flickr user DTrigger05​We have been spoiled.

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2010

    "Bombshell" McGee, Jamie Jungers Set to Host "Celebrity Cheaters"; Jesse James and Tiger Woods Lead Virtual Sex Tours

    ​Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and Jamie Jungers--among the dozens of alleged mistresses of Sunset Beach's Jesse James and Cypress-born Tiger Woods--would host a reality show called Celebrity Cheaters currently being shopped around Hollyweird.TMZ.com has the scoop.Celebrity Cheaters was created by Bo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 14, 2010

    Author: I Tried to Save Jesse James' Marriage, But Sandra Bullock Blocked Me

    Anthony Clark, with co-author wife Melanie Clark, says he had Jesse James' number.​A male escort-turned-relationship coach claims he saw signs of Jesse James' cheating ways, tried to help save the West Coast Choppers CEO's marriage but was "sabotaged" by Sandra Bullock.Anthony Clark--who says he h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2010

    Tiger Woods Mocked From Above at the Masters

    ​The sign above was pulled by an airplane flying over Augusta National Golf Club in Georgia just about as Tiger Woods teed up for his first round at the Masters.Woods, who was raised a Buddhist while growing up in Cypress, had said he re-committed to his faith amid his recent troubles off the cour ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 19, 2010

    Cheaters: Tiger Woods Edition

    ​Before Tiger Woods takes the podium of his press conference broadcast live from Florida to the rest of the known universe, a camera scans the small audience.It resembles the small gatherings at executions.Actually, that's what this kind of is.The pride of Cypress emerges looking as if he has been ... More >>

  • News

    February 11, 2010

    Orange County's Sexiest Cities

    [Sex Issue] Our guide to the steamiest-and not so steamy-municipalities

  • Blogs

    January 11, 2010

    5 Scummiest Athletes With Orange County Ties

    ​After years of refusing to spill the syringes, Mark McGwire admitted today to having used steroids on and off again for a decade. "I wish I'd never touched steroids," said the former big league slugger, via ESPN. "It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2009

    Uh, Tiger, About That Congressional Gold Medal ...

    ​U.S. Representative Joe Baca (D-Rialto) is dropping his effort to honor Tiger Woods with a Congressional Gold Medal.Baca had proposed legislation in March that would single out the Cypress native's promotion of good sportsmanship and breaking down of barriers in golf.Hmmm, wonder what could have ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2009

    Tiger Woods Gives OC A New Historical Marker

    OC tourism scores a hole in one!​Press reports on the affairs of golfer Tiger Woods named the ritzy Island Hotel near Fashion Island in Newport Beach as the October 2009 spot the Cypress native bedded Jaimee Grubbs, a 24-year-old Los Angeles cocktail waitress (pictured) who told US Weekly she carr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 3, 2009

    Banning Divorce Picks Up Steam. Seriously

    ​As proponents of same-sex marriage in California argue amongst themselves whether to pursue a Prop 8 nullification initiative in 2010 or 2012, a "concerned Christian and political activist" is aiming for the earlier date for his measure to ban divorce in the Golden State. John Marcotte lasr fal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2009

    Screw Who Tiger Woods Screws, And Pay Attention to Chevron!

    By now, everyone knows of the scandal involving Cypress' own Tiger Woods, involved in a mysterious car crash near his Orlando-area home this past Thanksgiving holiday supposedly caused by his philandering ways (our favorite rumor: that he told a pal he needs a "Kobe Special," also known as a Zales r ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2009

    UPDATE: Eat It! Michael Jackson To Get Butter Statue

    If you didn't manage to get tickets to the MJ memorial at Staples Center tomorrow, fear not: you can probably still book a flight to Des Moines for the Iowa State Fair in August, when Jackson will be immortalized in butter. For ten days, the dairy King of Pop will stand next to the fair's traditiona ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 21, 2009

    Tiger Woods Wants to Hook Kids on Gatorade

    Am I the only one who thinks Cypress boy Tiger Woods' latest corporate gig below goes too far? Sure, Gatorade is good for people who strenuously work out, but whatever happened to a water hose?

  • Blogs

    May 30, 2008

    Tiger Woods: Corporate Stooge?

    One of my favorite columns is "Edge of Sports," written by Dave Zirin. The man combines the best of sportswriting and progressive politics, disproving those asshole hipsters who say sports means nothing in this world. When Zirin's People's History of Sports arrives later this year, y'all crazy lefti ... More >>

  • Culture

    April 3, 2008

    [Game On] Paging Freaks: Guinness Writes the Book On Gaming But Doesn't Shatter Any Records

    One of my favorite columns is "Edge of Sports," written by Dave Zirin. The man combines the best of sportswriting and progressive politics, disproving those asshole hipsters who say sports means nothing in this world. When Zirin's People's History of Sports arrives later this year, y'all crazy lefti ... More >>

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    October 4, 2007

    Game On

    WEB EXCLUSIVE! Party Pooper: The Wii’s latest pool game is a cue stick in the mud

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    August 24, 2006

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    October 20, 2005

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    October 21, 2004

    Best of OC 2004: Part 4

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    September 30, 2004

    Diary of a Mad County

    July 19 - July 25

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    May 15, 2003

    Diary of a Mad County

    July 19 - July 25

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    November 7, 2002

    Son of Scary

    Evil spawn of OCs Scariest People

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    January 17, 2002

    Not Over My Dead Body

    Gulfstream of Consciousness

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    July 12, 2001

    Get Me Rewrite

    Three Lives in search of a story

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    October 26, 2000

    1: Shall We Begin?

    Three Lives in search of a story

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    April 6, 2000

    NBA to Give Fans 40 Lakers and a Mule

    Three Lives in search of a story

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    April 8, 1999

    Straight Outta Stanton

    Can the Pocket Clowns Save the World?

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