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  • Blogs

    March 27, 2013

    Erwin Chemerinsky, UC Irvine Law School Dean, Talks Gay Marriage with Jon Gruden?

    As the U.S. Supreme Court holds a session on gay marriage for the second straight day, everyone is weighing in on the controversial issue, even those who regularly foist onto the public phony news.And at least one fake newsie has once again latched onto a local muse, Erwin Chemerinsky, the dean of t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 19, 2013

    Huntington Beach Plastic Bag Ban Bums Bimbas

    Trophy wives have been sent packing from Huntington Beach following action by the City Council Monday night.The esteemed panel enacted a ban on plastic bags.And so, bleach-blond bombshells from Huntington Harbour to The Bluffs must now leave the . . . um . . . check that.

  • Columns

    December 13, 2012

    What Books On Mexicans Should I Buy This Christmas?

    [¡Ask a Mexican!] Special Navidad-Gift-Guide Edition: A list on the Mexican's favorite books this year

  • Blogs

    July 3, 2012

    KCBS Falls for The Big Lie-bowski

    KCBS/Channel 2 news can't blame two thugs who mistakenly roughed up the wrong Jeffrey Lebowski on behalf of Jackie Treehorn for the case of mistaken movie identity the station put out to the world last week.It can blame Examiner.com, however.

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2011

    Hanson To Release Their Own Brand Of Beer

    ​This did not come from The Onion. It is, I repeat, not a hoax. Hanson, those prepubescent blonde mop heads that sang the song MMMBop in the 90s, are apparently planning to release a beer of their very own called...wait for it...MMMHop.

  • Blogs

    November 4, 2011

    Hip-hop to Walmart: Stay Out of Our Community!

    Flickr user Daisey.Sue​In addition to being one of the major corporate donors behind the "frozen in carbonite" Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial D.C., retail behemoth Walmart has been aggressively targeting urban black communities. As part of that effort, the company is airing a commercial this year ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 19, 2011

    Mickey and Minnie Mouse arrested at Walt Disney Studios

    ​Yes, I know that reads like a headline from The Onion, but this is the real deal, folks.According to police reports, two protesters were arrested at the Walt Disney Studios in Burbank yesterday morning after chaining themselves to the front gate. Oh, and they were wearing Mickey and Minnie Mouse ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2011

    A Review of New Sun Chips Flavors

    Edwin Goei​I have a love-hate thing with Frito-Lay. I hate some of their products but love others. Sun Chips goes in the "love" column. I don't buy into the idea that they're really any healthier than a regular snack chip. Junk food is junk food. Furthermore, I think their "multigrain" compo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 23, 2008

    PETA Asks Ben & Jerry To Use Human Milk

    No it's not a story by The Onion. This one's reported by WPTZ, an NBC affliate. Read it for yourselves here.

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2007

    The Worst Things in Music This Year

    Freelancer Ben Westhoff (you may recognize the name from "The Efron Scandal") posted this provocative list on our sister paper Pitch Weekly's blog. We reprint it here because this is a time of giving (said the atheist). By BEN WESTHOFF 1. Worst Album: Arcade Fire, Neon Bible This cerebral garbag ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 3, 2006

    10 years later

    Out of compassion for those trapped at work with nothing better to do than stare at blogs on this extended holiday weekend, let's not mention the unpleasant irony of the news that our governments, both federal and state, are spying on citizens appearing just before our national celebration of our po ... More >>

  • Features

    October 28, 1999
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