Apparently Clockwork Coker and the typists of this infernal blog have nothing better than to post about my appearance on the Colbert Report every other fucking post. So here's my take:
Schwag like you won't believe: Tres bottles of vodka (promptly drunk after the show with my agent, his assistant and Javier Castellanos of JC Fandango fame). Every flavor of Altoids imaginable. Gift certificate for a fancy shoe store. A six-pack of Shiraz. Hangover pills. Some other shit. A Colbert Report tote ba
In the late 90s, Orange County Congressman Robert K. Dornan couldn't stop himself from noting his fascination with then-President Bill Clinton. After watching a news clip of Clinton jog in shorts with a Secret Service detail in tow, Dornan quickly transformed into a political Steven Cojocaru, the effeminate red carpet fashion critic who served a wild stint on NBC's Today Show.
The Republican congressman known as the most homophobic member of congress at the time critiqued Clinton's allegedly "
Goddamn it, for the first time ever in this Tick-Talker's weak Weekly memory, a press release rolls in about Edward James Olmos--on the day that the Day Laborer of Print and Radio Journalism, Gustavo Arellano, is off to New Yawk for his much ballyhooed appearance on NBC's Today Show: Special Victims Unit. Fuck it to hell, 'cause ol' Stavo would be all over knocking Olmos like a cheap suit, which, come to think of it, is what ol' Stavo wore to 30 Rock.
The California Teachers Union, the only fol
New Kids On The Block are reuniting 20 years after the release of hit album Hangin’ Tough.
Their first show will be a live performance this Friday, April 4th on the Today Show.
All five original members (Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood, Jordan Knight and Jonathan Knight) are involved.
And yes, they will be keeping their name even though all the ‘Kids are now in their late 30s.
We’re curious to see if NKOTB has any new material or if they’ll stick to the money-makers that
