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Subject: Socialites

  • Free crap that came in the mail

    You think these are cupcakes. But in fact, they are "Beasley Poppers," and Paris Hilton likes them. In the interests of objectivity, since they were sent to me for some reason -- most likely because of my stunning resemblance to Paris Hilton -- I recuse myself from reviewing them, and instead defer to some of my fellow staffers. Gustavo Arellano [making a shrugging gesture]: "Mm-ph." Derek Olson: "It's diabetilicious." Janine Kahn: "Things taste better when they're free." Vickie Chang:

    May 30, 2007
  • The media and the heiress

    June 8, 2007
  • Crabs Gone The Way Of The Dodo?

    Thanks to the ever-popular Brazilian bikini wax, crabs (public lice) are quite possibly the next critters to make it to the endangered species list. The Brazilian wax removes most or all of the hair from a woman’s, um, southern region. Since crabs need hair to survive, pubic enemy number one has nowhere to go. The crabs’ possible endangerment came about during a study at a Dutch museum, where scientists could not find anyone to donate a single louse. Scientists now fear for the insect’s

    October 30, 2007
  • Make it Rain

    "Making it rain" is the act of wantonly tossing stacks of cash into the air. Normally this practice is performed in a club, and dancers clamor for the bills, pick them up, and then forever worship the rain man for the demigod that he is. The concept is discussed ad nauseam on hip hop radio. Rhapsody lists a dozen artists with songs entitled "Make It Rain," including Atlanta snap music group D4L. As they so eloquently put it in their version: Make it rain I ma

    August 14, 2008
  • Because You're Ugly: Topshop—An Introduction

    If your trips to London always had to include a visit to the very large, very lovely multi-floored flagship Topshop store in Oxford Circus, I've got some good news: Some weeks ago, Topshop finally launched their American storefronts, both online and retail. Sure the actual store—the very first stateside—is in Manhattan, but I'll take it anyway. Before the debut of the US Topshop.com, S&H cost something like $20 USD. Flat. So Topshop: What is it? Many think of its American equivalent as For

    October 14, 2008
  • Red Night Club Grand Opening

    March 12, 2009
  • [Trendzilla] They Oughta be Band

    January 8, 2009
  • Sock Hop

    October 2, 2008
  • Artistic Endowment

    July 17, 2008
  • Blue-Doo

    January 10, 2008
  • Moving Units

    December 16, 2004
  • Trendzilla

    Am I going to go by what Kate Moss says is cool?

    June 28, 2007
  • Commie Girl

    August 10, 2006
  • Gotta Lotta Money

    November 30, 2006
  • Diary of a Mad County

    September 14, 2006
  • Live Review

    August 31, 2006
  • Diary of a Mad County

    June 2, 2005
  • You Are What You Read

    We help you figure out who that is

    April 28, 2005
  • Soulicious

    February 10, 2005
  • Eau De Toilette

    December 9, 2004
  • I Love Paris in the Meantime

    January 1, 2004
  • Fame!

    December 11, 2003
  • Paris Hilton, Pinot Noir & Moi

    December 4, 2003
  • The Outsiders

    April 3, 2003
  • Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams

    November 18, 1999
  • La Habra Octomom Nadya Suleman Is Ready to Rocto Your World

    May 14, 2009
  • Farmer's Market

    December 6, 2007
  • All Aboard for Murder

    November 5, 2009