You think these are cupcakes. But in fact, they are "Beasley Poppers," and Paris Hilton likes them.
In the interests of objectivity, since they were sent to me for some reason -- most likely because of my stunning resemblance to Paris Hilton -- I recuse myself from reviewing them, and instead defer to some of my fellow staffers.
Gustavo Arellano [making a shrugging gesture]: "Mm-ph."
Derek Olson: "It's diabetilicious."
Janine Kahn: "Things taste better when they're free."
Vickie Chang:
Thanks to the ever-popular Brazilian bikini wax, crabs (public lice) are quite possibly the next critters to make it to the endangered species list.
The Brazilian wax removes most or all of the hair from a woman’s, um, southern region. Since crabs need hair to survive, pubic enemy number one has nowhere to go.
The crabs’ possible endangerment came about during a study at a Dutch museum, where scientists could not find anyone to donate a single louse. Scientists now fear for the insect’s
"Making it rain" is the act of wantonly tossing stacks of cash into the air. Normally this practice is performed in a club, and dancers clamor for the bills, pick them up, and then forever worship the rain man for the demigod that he is.
The concept is discussed ad nauseam on hip hop radio. Rhapsody lists a dozen artists with songs entitled "Make It Rain," including Atlanta snap music group D4L. As they so eloquently put it in their version:
Make it rain
I ma
If your trips to London always had to include a visit to the very large, very lovely multi-floored flagship Topshop store in Oxford Circus, I've got some good news: Some weeks ago, Topshop finally launched their American storefronts, both online and retail. Sure the actual store—the very first stateside—is in Manhattan, but I'll take it anyway. Before the debut of the US Topshop.com, S&H cost something like $20 USD. Flat.
So Topshop: What is it? Many think of its American equivalent as For