• Blogs

    December 19, 2012

    Nancy Luna, OC RegisterFast Food Blogger, Shocked--SHOCKED--That Zagat Includes Fast Food

    Nancy Luna, the Fast Food Maven for the Orange County Register, has breaking news for us. The Zagat guide, the culinary equivalent of the myriad of Who's Who books who get people to submit content and then convince them to pay to read what they've submitted, apparently just updated their Los Angeles ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2009

    I Wish the Orange County Register Used the Word "Fag"

    Longtime Orange County Register theater critic Paul Hodgins is a good guy, great critic, and someone whom was once on the same panel with me judging a dog show. Yesterday, he wrote a blog post about how Westboro Baptist Church (they of "God Hates Fags" infamy) plans to protest outside Corona del Mar ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2008

    Orange County Makes Daily Rotten History!

    I've been expounding on the genius of in the Weekly's pages for years--not so much the gore but rather their fabulous library and Daily Rotten (think of it as Wikipedia and the Drudge Report written by libertarian conspiracy- and porno-obsessed geeks--but isn't this characterization quadr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 14, 2008

    Dina Nguyen Commits Godwin's Law!

    Years ago, through the wonders of the Library, I learned Godwin's Law of Nazi Analogies. Per Conversely, you can attack an opponent simply by declaring his position to be consistent with Hitler's. This tactic has long been a fixture of the Usenet newsgroups, which eventually ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 25, 2008

    Baby Hewie Attempts Stupidest Smear in History

    With his book subject Mitt Romney (thankfully) out of the presidential race, Orange County's own nationally syndicated yackmouth Hugh Hewitt is desperately trying to remain relevant in this year's presidential race by trotting out the lamest smear attempt since Democratic Party nominee Barack Obama' ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 15, 2007

    Jerry Falwell's OC Connections

    Noted evangelical windbag Jerry Falwell was raptured today, and we're sure God strained his back from carrying that hefty sack into the sky. In honor of his death, we submit some of Falwell's brushes with our sordid county: • Back in the early 1990s, Orange County-based Citizens for Honest gov ... More >>

  • Columns

    January 5, 2006

    !Ask a Mexican!

    Why is a Dirty Sanchez called a Dirty Sanchez?

  • Features

    January 15, 2004
  • Features

    April 17, 2003

    Car Crash Fetish

    The art of Register photographer Mell Kilpatrick