Raquel Welch

Zakk Wylde Once Went 77 Days On Tour Without Brushing His Teeth or Showering

Zakk Wylde's gut punching distortion and furious guitar solos have caused plenty of irreparable damage to our ear drums in the name of metal since his days touring with Ozzy Osbourne. Even after the heyday of old-school metal, his riffs remain savage, his leather jacket game always on point. These d ... More >>

Is Lindsay Lohan Mexican?

[¡Ask a Mexican!] And why do Mexicans always vote for Mexicans?

Drew David Lambert, Druid Looking for Love, Loses Bid for Parole from Serial Child Molestation Rap

​Former Irvine resident Drew David Lambert is 32, straight and looking for love. An Ovate in the Order of Bards, Ovates and Druids, Druid apprentice in the Ancient Order of Druids in America and Star Wars and Dungeons & Dragons role-play gamer ("Yes, I can be a total nerd!"), hopes to attract ... More >>

Register Readers: Boob Men (and Women)

​When those who like to bash OC Weekly bash OC Weekly, they often cite our adult advertising, print covers featuring shapely young women and online slideshows of barely clad porn stars/roller girls/burlesque performers.Guilty as charged, yer honor!But we're obviously not the only local newspaper g ... More >>

Rodarte's Mexican Muddle

[Trendzilla] Murder still isn't cute, even when it's art

Boob War Fourth of July Special: 13 Original Pairs of Breasts That Made America Great

​A holiday is a great excuse to run an overused concept into the ground. That's why the Fourth of July is a perfect opportunity for a Boob War Special Edition (cue percussive theme music) that takes a historical look at the pioneering woman--and their breasts--responsible for making our country g ... More >>

[¡Ask a Mexican!] Spicy Dama Parts

Gettin' Made: Whip It Good

Girls in fishnets on roller skates, going by Garbage Pail Kid worthy aliases like Tara Armov and Gori Spelling and beating each other up -- that's the first impression most people have of roller derby. Photo by Gayle Boxx Members from LA Derby Dolls teams Tough Cookies and Varsity ... More >>

Dumbest Register Story Ever?

According to folks we know who work there--see our OC Register Death Watch archive for all the depressing details--morale has never been lower at the Orange County Register. Last weekend, I bumped into one prominent Reg writer who told me it takes all his strength to even show up at work for fear of ... More >>

Yogi Unbearable

The name Richard Nixon is not one you'd normally expect to find in a newspaper story about a yoga guru, but there it was in this morning's Los Angeles Times' story on yoga guru Bikram Choudhury and his problems with the city of L.A. Choudhury's been charged with 10 criminal safety violations at one ... More >>

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Jimmy Choo

Moon Over Mesa

And Issa in tears

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Bob Hope not funny at Nixon Library