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Paris Hilton

  • Blogs

    May 15, 2012

    Three Ridiculously Bad Celebrity DJ Ventures

    Few things stab us in the gut like watching a celebrity try to cut up tracks on a laptop or a pair of turntables. Sure, we'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt that their musical aspirations might be met with some actual practice and soul searching vision. And to those celebrities with actua ... More >>

  • Music

    April 12, 2012

    Coachella By the Numbers

    A guide to the festival's past and present

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2011

    Kim Kardashian's Wedding Playist: 5 Songs To Avoid

    ​ On Saturday, while you're sleeping in or making a run to Trader Joe's for vegan pizza, there'll be more important things going on in the world. Yeah, it's Kim Kardashian's wedding! We know you could probably care less, but these multimillion-dollar Hollywood weddings only happen once every...mo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 4, 2011

    Celebrity New Year's Resolutions in 2011

    myspace.com​​New Year's resolutions are usually either corny or totally boring. However, it's always interesting to read resolutions from celebrities, even if they are pretty much the same corny or boring ones we no-names makes for ourselves. With that in mind, let's take a look at some of the p ... More >>

  • Film

    December 23, 2010

    Lost At the Chateau Marmont

    From party girl to Oscar winner, Sofia Coppola's journey to 'Somewhere'

  • Calendar

    December 23, 2010

    Neil Hamburger

    La Cave

  • Blogs

    October 27, 2010

    Celebrity Perfumes by Musicians: Justin Bieber (Yes, Him Again), Katy Perry, Kate Walsh and Jordin Sparks

    ​If being a celebrity and having a perfume line is the true mark of success, the sad corollary is that audiences think dousing themselves in the "wet ozone" notes of Paris Hilton's product will make you fun and vacuous as well, or that wearing "Unforgivable Woman" by Puffy Combs (aka. P. Diddy/Sea ... More >>

  • Music

    June 10, 2010

    An Interview With a Rare Breed: OC Blogger Indie Peddler

    [Mental Notes] Plus Weenie Roast highs and lows

  • Music

    April 8, 2010

    Where's Water?

    [Coachella 2010] Finding these items in the illustration may be easier than finding them at Coachella

  • Culture

    September 3, 2009

    [Trendzilla] The Disney Princesses Are Coming for Your Daughters

    [Coachella 2010] Finding these items in the illustration may be easier than finding them at Coachella

  • Blogs

    May 18, 2009

    Live From Earthquake Central!

    WikicommonsYou know what's funny? Earthquake coverage. To be specific: coverage of moderate earthquakes. NPR's coverage of the devastating Chengdu tremor in 2008 can be called many things, but not "funny" isn't one of them.When a 4.7 quake hits Southern California, as one did last night, you have to ... More >>

  • Culture

    February 19, 2009

    [Trendzilla] Swimsuits? In February? Yep

    WikicommonsYou know what's funny? Earthquake coverage. To be specific: coverage of moderate earthquakes. NPR's coverage of the devastating Chengdu tremor in 2008 can be called many things, but not "funny" isn't one of them.When a 4.7 quake hits Southern California, as one did last night, you have to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 3, 2008

    Skwinkles Salsagheti

    Name: Skwinkles Salsagheti Origin: Mexico Found at: Bodega "R" Ranch, Tustin Cost: $2.99 for 12 count box Ingredients: Straws: Corn Syrup, Wheat Flour, Sugar, Dextrose, Sorbitol, Citric Acid, Partially Hidrogenated [sic] Vegetable Oil, Chili Powder, Glycerin, Iodized Salt, Wheat Fiber, Sodi ... More >>

  • Calendar

    July 17, 2008

    Artistic Endowment

    Mickey Avalon

  • Culture

    April 24, 2008

    [Trendzilla] Skanky Club Clothing vs. Classy-But-Still-Hot, Plus the Re-Emergence of the Star Trend

    Mickey Avalon

  • Blogs

    January 15, 2008

    Because You're Ugly: Paris Hilton To Launch Shoe Line At South Coast Plaza

    Following in Jessica Simpson's patent leather footsteps, Paris Hilton is launching a shoe line. You know, in addition to her perfume line, clothing line, um... singing and acting career (cough). Orange County fans can preview the line at South Coast Plaza's Macy's next month from Feb. 1-8. The fi ... More >>

  • Columns

    January 3, 2008

    ¡Ask a Mexican!®

    'Xoloitzcuintle: bald and edible'

  • Blogs

    November 8, 2007

    Strictly ballrooms

    Am I really supposed to be here? The event: A party for the reopening of the ballrooms in the Anaheim Hilton, and the ongoing renovations (“Redressed for Success”) in all the rooms. The guests: Rich businesspeople, mostly wearing suits that look like they cost several months worth of my sala ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 30, 2007

    Crabs Gone The Way Of The Dodo?

    Thanks to the ever-popular Brazilian bikini wax, crabs (public lice) are quite possibly the next critters to make it to the endangered species list. The Brazilian wax removes most or all of the hair from a woman’s, um, southern region. Since crabs need hair to survive, pubic enemy number one has ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 26, 2007

    Oh, those crazy Angelenos

    Thanks to the ever-popular Brazilian bikini wax, crabs (public lice) are quite possibly the next critters to make it to the endangered species list. The Brazilian wax removes most or all of the hair from a woman’s, um, southern region. Since crabs need hair to survive, pubic enemy number one has ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 8, 2007

    The media and the heiress

    Thanks to the ever-popular Brazilian bikini wax, crabs (public lice) are quite possibly the next critters to make it to the endangered species list. The Brazilian wax removes most or all of the hair from a woman’s, um, southern region. Since crabs need hair to survive, pubic enemy number one has ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 4, 2007

    Monday's Haul

    Save our gay bar: Gay activists are reaching out to George Clooney and Brad Pitt, asking that the actors buy Laguna Beach's Boom Boom Room—which is on its way to becoming a boutique hotel. Darn it: The Daily Pilot just snagged itself a new managing editor. We're still turning over rocks for ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 30, 2007

    Free crap that came in the mail

    You think these are cupcakes. But in fact, they are "Beasley Poppers," and Paris Hilton likes them. In the interests of objectivity, since they were sent to me for some reason -- most likely because of my stunning resemblance to Paris Hilton -- I recuse myself from reviewing them, and instead de ... More >>

  • Culture

    March 15, 2007

    Trendzilla

    Small, yappy dogs

  • Blogs

    March 5, 2007

    The Los Angeles Times is Stupid (Canto MCXVI)

    It's painful picking up the Los Angeles Times every morning and notice it's getting lighter every week. While they're doing this, however, their Chicago pendejo overseers are spending mucho millions on how to attract more readers. Their supposed salvation: Mexicans. If so, why in God's green earth ... More >>

  • Culture

    February 22, 2007

    Trendzilla

    Ass-branding

  • Music

    November 30, 2006

    Gotta Lotta Money

    PRS HLTN, MTHRFCKRS!! bring satire to the masses

  • News

    October 26, 2006

    The Cutest Damn Thing You'll Ever See

    Sixth-Annual Haute Dog Howloween

  • Columns

    September 14, 2006

    Diary of a Mad County

    Sept. 9 - Sept. 12

  • Music

    August 31, 2006

    Live Review

    Of Course, Dad: The Shark That Ate My Friend at Plush Cafe, Fullerton, Thurs., Aug. 24

  • News

    August 31, 2006

    Why We Work

    Labor Day 2006: Our Salute to Great Jobs

  • Music

    August 24, 2006

    Just Like Us!

    Anyone can be an American Idolbut a star? Not so much

  • Columns

    August 10, 2006

    Commie Girl

    The Sweet Spot: Another week of tasty treats

  • Columns

    May 25, 2006

    Commie Girl

    Making Pies: Its not lesbian innuendo, but it should be

  • Film

    September 1, 2005

    Stars and Strife

    Why do our biggest celebs make our biggest duds?

  • Columns

    August 25, 2005

    Aug. 25 - Sept. 1

    Why do our biggest celebs make our biggest duds?

  • Unknown

    August 11, 2005

    Die for Famous Country Singers Oil

    Aug. 11 - Aug. 18

  • Film

    August 4, 2005

    Attack of the 50-ft. Commercials!

    Abandon all hope: there's no escape from movie product placements

  • Columns

    June 23, 2005

    'Not to Seem Too Critical or Unsympathetic . . .'

    Abandon all hope: there's no escape from movie product placements

  • Columns

    June 2, 2005

    Diary of a Mad County

    Abandon all hope: there's no escape from movie product placements

  • Music

    March 10, 2005

    'It's Getting Scary'

    Living Legends vs. a media monster

  • Music

    February 10, 2005

    Soulicious

    Checking Irony at the Blue Water Music Festival

  • Features

    February 3, 2005

    Vagina

    Checking Irony at the Blue Water Music Festival

  • Music

    December 16, 2004

    Moving Units

    Checking Irony at the Blue Water Music Festival

  • Music

    December 9, 2004

    Eau De Toilette

    The smell of Paris in the springtimeor the Brea Mall in December

  • Culture

    November 18, 2004

    Arm Candy

    Bagborroworsteal is Like Rent-A-Center For Purses

  • Columns

    February 5, 2004

    Of Mice and Menstruation

    Or Venus in Fur, with Convenient Slits

  • Features

    January 1, 2004

    I Love Paris in the Meantime

    The Year in a Hilton Sister

  • Food

    December 4, 2003

    Paris Hilton, Pinot Noir & Moi

    Devouring Lamburgers and Juicy Gossip at Plums

  • Columns

    August 14, 2003

    Clubbed!

    Devouring Lamburgers and Juicy Gossip at Plums

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