Perhaps the greatest South Park episode ever made is "Scott Tenorman Must Die." If you've seen it, then you know where I'm going with this. Yes. I am making the connection between Cartman's Chili Con Carnival with this Sunday's Tustin Street Fair & Chili Cook-Off.
Seriously, if you haven't, watch the episode. It's a classic. Or perhaps, don't. Not if you intend to enjoy the Chili Cook-Off without giggling uncontrollably like a crazy person. Tustin's event deserves respect, dang it!