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Subject: Marlboro Cigarettes

  • The Marlboro Gender-Blender

    Cigarettes don't just wreck your health; they can be bad for your ego too. Some foxy computer-clad marketer cornered me in the bar two weeks ago and asked what I smoke. "American Spirits," I replied with what I think was aplomb. "Okay," she said, already starting to make demographic notes and tick boxes on a screen for what seemed like awhile. "Let's just say Marlboro Lights." After all, that'd make her job easier. Five minutes and a free pack of cigs I don't particularly like later, and I'v

    May 8, 2006
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