'Sometimes, when I am stressed, I go and stand on the shoulder of a toll road and smell the fumesI mean, fresh air'
'Nice Job Crapping All Over the Drummer, Bung-hole'
'Art critics are too afraid to say that certain works are pure crap that need flushing.'
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