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Subject: Long Beach Police Department

  • I said, shotgun shoot em for he runs now

    What the hell's going on at the Long Beach Police Department. Reports Nancy "Ride, Nancy" Wride, in today's LA "By God" Times, the LBC fuzz is missing more than a quarter of its shotguns and Lord knows how many revolvers. It just brings to mind a drab, cluttered squad room ala Barney Miller, only instead of piles of old newspapers, Styrofoam cups of Nick's undrinkable coffee and Fish's teeth, there were piles and piles various models of unattended firearms just lying all around. They probably ev

    January 13, 2006
  • The Year in Oval Office Bootie Calls

    January 7, 1999
  • Feds Indict Computer Tech for Long Beach Oil Rigs

    A federal grand jury in Los Angeles indicted an Upland IT contractor for allegedly sabotaging the offshore oil rig computer systems that he helped install for a Long Beach-based company. Mario Azar, 28, was charged Tuesday with a single count of unauthorized impairment of a protected computer, an allegation that could fetch him 10 years in the federal pen.Azar was an information technology consultant under contract with Pacific Energy Resources, where he helped set up a computer system used to

    March 19, 2009
  • Santa Ana Showdown

    After Oscar Gallegos shot two Long Beach cops, he swore hed never be takenalive. His run for the border ended with a trip to a Santa Ana strip mall.

    January 18, 2007
  • Diary of a Mad Year

    Jan. 1-Dec. 13

    December 28, 2006
  • Diary of a Mad County

    January 19, 2006
  • A Deadly Game of Fetch

    April 7, 2005
  • The Incredible Never-Ending OC Rock Doc

    July 3, 2003
  • Did Matt Lamont Try to Blow Up Hitlers Birthday Party?

    May 1, 2003
  • Passport to Hell

    October 17, 2002
  • American Girl

    September 12, 2002
  • Diary of a mad county

    April 25, 2002
  • Black and Blue and Orange

    June 7, 2001
  • Cut and Paste

    May 17, 2001
  • To Da Break of Dawn

    April 26, 2001
  • More Fun With Stupid Press Releases

    June 22, 2000
  • FBI Boasts More Arrests in Largest Gang Case Ever

    The FBI announced it made 11 additional arrests this morning tied to a Hawaiian Gardens gang, upping the number of defendants to 24 in the final phase of the nation's largest-ever gang investigation and prosecution that included the participation of Orange County law enforcement agencies and is credited with taking more than 300 gang-bangers off Southern California streets. Dubbed "Operation Knock Out" and involving agencies in four Southern California counties, the sweep

    July 8, 2009
  • Google Dolls

    The other day, while getting the website that mirrors your favorite OC alt.-weekly pub ready for ya'all, Clockworken noticed something interesting upon opening Gustavo Arellano's popular column !Ask a Mexican! (Special Cesar Chavez Edition). Along the top of the virtual page was a Google advertisement inside a rectangular box, but upon opening El Mex the copy inside changed. Gone were the previous product-hawking sites, which we can't recall at this moment due to a weekend spent swimming with a

    January 23, 2006