If you're an OC drunkard, you've no doubt already made your way to Trader Sam's Enchanted Tiki Bar at the Disneyland Hotel, as fine a simulacrum of the era as anything Shag could ever envision. You already know about their fine drinks, about the speciality cups, about how the tiny spot goes boom whe ... More >>
Edwin GoeiGo to Trader Sam's now, before everyone figures out it's there, before the whole world realizes this is a free-admission Tiki Room where hard alcohol is served. Make no bones: Trader Sam's is the most fun you can have on Disney property without spending a dime on a park ticket and the b ... More >>
Planning a trip to the Happiest Place on Earth this week? (I'll be there Saturday, so be sure to keep an eye out for me. Hint: I'm a white guy... with glasses.) If so, you're in luck because not only does this week kick off Disneyland's official summer season, but it also welcomes the debut of tw ... More >>
In the flea-infested, plumbing-challenged, air conditioner-less Fullerton hovel that this glorified typist hangs his hat, it's hot. Krakatoa East of Java hot. Head of a thousand suns hot. Just plain fucking hot.
So, at some point this summer, I'm sure I'll point my camel's snout south to Laguna B ... More >>