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Subject: Jon Stewart

  • Good News from Iraq (Fake news edition)

    Somehow it's fitting that the only good news to come out of Iraq recently is the fake news. The New York Times reports on a satirical news show that debuted on the Iraqi sattelite station Al Sharqiya at the beginning of Ramadan. This being Iraq, the show's title is somewhat darker than "The Daily Show"-- it's called "Hurry Up, He's Dead". Nearly every night here for the past month, Iraqis weary of the tumult around them have been turning on the television to watch a wacky-looking man with a gi

    October 25, 2006
  • Crazy

    During a May 2004 appearance on The Daily Show, Janeane Garofalo told Jon Stewart, "At this point, I think voting for Bush is a character flaw." Now news from Connecticut suggests she may have been more accurate than she knew. The New Haven Advocate reports: [Christopher] Lohse, a social work master's student at Southern Connecticut State University, says he has proven what many progressives have probably suspected for years: a direct link between mental illness and support for President Bush.

    November 29, 2006
  • How Do You NOT Spell Ethics? K-T-L-A

    Anyone been watching the KTLA Morning News lately? The Los Angeles Times, which like KTLA is owned by Chicago's Tribune media giant, has come down hard on anchors Carlos Amezcua and Michaela Pereira, as well as entertainment reporter Sam Rubin, for receiving free stays in a hotel their "news" show was promoting, and Pereira was further demonized for accepting a remodeled living room, including new furniture, as the result of a home makeover segment that never aired. But Clockwork's favorite tal

    March 12, 2006
  • A Man of Substance

    Longtime readers of Dan Savage's sex-advice column in the Weekly and scores of other alternative publications (including the one Dan edits, The Stranger of Seattle) may recall the direct hit he took at Sen. Rick Santorum three years ago after the Pennsylvania Republican publicly equated homosexuality and bestiality. For you newbie readers, Savage organized a contest to name a sex act after the Republican senator, and the winning reader response involved a frothy substance produced after anal sex

    October 5, 2006
  • Saturday's Headlines & Surprises

    July 14, 2007
  • Friday's Headlines & Surprises: Excessive Force?

    Shoot 15 times, ask softball questions later: The parents of Ashley MacDonald, the 18-year-old Huntington Beach girl killed by two police officers, filed an excessive force lawsuit yesterday in U.S. District Court, according to Christine Hanley at the Times. According to their suit, Kenneth MacDonald and Lisa Marie Guy claim that the officers didn't need to shoot Ashley 15 times--apparently, even as she was on the ground--for their own safety last August. Of course, Ashley hadn't been an angel.

    July 27, 2007
  • Friday's Headlines & Surprises

    No, really? You can finally relax. The Coastline Pilot decided it was time to voice its opposition to alcohol consumption by teenagers. “Drinks, teens shouldn't mix,” the Los Angeles Times-owned community paper serving Laguna Beach declared today. And just in case readers didn't comprehend the stance or--heaven forbid--disagreed with it, the paper explained soberly, “The fact is that young people and alcohol are a combustible mix.” Who isn't listening? “Adults must realize that the he

    August 10, 2007
  • Wednesday's Headlines

    More immigrants than ever: Bilingual folks ain't so special anymore. The U.S. Census Bureau reports that nearly one in five people living in the United States speaks a language other than English. The number of immigrants in the country is at an all time high at 37.5 million, according to 2006 data released by the bureau, and our state is, as Cesar Millan would say, pack leader: "California led the nation in immigrants, at 27 percent of the state's population, and in people who spoke a foreign

    September 12, 2007
  • Tuesday's Headlines & Surprises: Rohrabacher Joins ACLU?

    Dana Adopts ACLUish Torture Position! At an Oct. 12 rally, Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-Skipped Vietnam Combat Duty) repeatedly blasted solitary prison confinement. “Long periods of solitary confinement are considered torture,” Rohrabacher said to a tiny Huntington Beach crowd that looked staffed by, well, his congressional staff and their flag-waving relatives. He made the unexpected announcement as a plea for President George W. Bush to free two U.S. Border Patrol agents from prison af

    October 16, 2007
  • Long Beach Colbert-o-scam?

    On the October 16 episode of Comedy Central's The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, television news anchor and Emmy nominee Stephen Colbert announced that he was "officially considering" whether or not he would announce if he was considering running for President of the United States, and would make that announcement "on a more prestigious show." Fifteen minutes later Colbert announced his candidacy on his own show, The Colbert Report, saying he will run in the South Carolina primary as both a Democr

    October 24, 2007
  • Diary of a Mad County

    February 7, 2002
  • Celebrity Fave-Raves Edition

    The year in music

    December 27, 2007
  • The Real Iranian Housewife of Orange County Gets a TV Pilot

    Ho-hum, another TV show based on the "Orange County" experience. At least this one holds the promise of being something other than the usual rich & bitchen exploits of the Botoxed coastal-living set. Firoozeh Dumas, whose debut book Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America was based on the Iranian-born author's tales of growing up in Newport Beach, reports on her website that ABC has a Funny in Farsi pilot going into production.  "This is the fi

    February 17, 2009
  • Obama's Amerika Cracks Down on Butt Cracks!

    The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M - Th 11p / 10c Baracknophobia - Obey comedycentral.com Daily ShowFull Episodes Economic Crisis Political Humor Sure, Jon Stewart can mock those courageous Fox News hounds exposing the wussy Socialist tyrannical ways of the 10-week-old Obama administration, but look what the Chosen One's hyper-P.C-anti-freedom-thug governance just wrought. The Laguna Niguel City Council voted 5-0 last night to crack down on butt cracks

    April 8, 2009
  • Go for Broke

    January 15, 2009
  • DVDish

    WEB EXCLUSIVE! You’ll Laugh Dying

    October 11, 2007
  • Saloons and Such

    Watering holes, bars, dance halls, houses of ill repute, whiskey, wine, tequila, whiskey, whiskey, beer, whiskey, whiskey & also whiskey

    September 20, 2007
  • The Airplane! of Rock

    November 27, 2003
  • Evan Can Wait

    Why in Gods name did Steve Carell take the Almighty paycheck?

    June 21, 2007
  • Agit-Docs

    May 20, 2004
  • Infinite Jest

    August 4, 2005
  • Voter Fraud

    October 12, 2006
  • Dopey and Sleepy

    October 5, 2006
  • Miserable for the Benefit of Humanity

    September 21, 2006
  • Letter-Box Edition

    June 22, 2006
  • Remote Hog

    June 8, 2006
  • The Big Setup

    April 20, 2006
  • Immigration? We've Got Bigger Problems

    April 13, 2006
  • The Two Faces of Jon

    March 2, 2006
  • Of Pork and Ken

    February 16, 2006
  • First Person

    January 19, 2006
  • I Killed It, and Id Kill It Again

    November 17, 2005
  • A Clockwork Orange

    October 20, 2005
  • Confessions of a Democratic Mind

    October 13, 2005
  • Learning to Live With it

    December 9, 2004
  • No, You Shut Up

    Artists are Americans, too, You Jackasses

    August 26, 2004
  • Fight Club

    July 15, 2004
  • Episode 17

    January 22, 2004
  • Barney the Dinosaur? Meet Jan Crouch

    September 4, 2003
  • Letters

    August 28, 2003
  • Press Clips

    October 3, 2002
  • Repo Men

    August 30, 2001
  • Daily Affirmation

    August 17, 2000
  • Oh, THAT's Why The Army Fired OC Native Dan Choi

    Last night, the Daily Show provided its trademark dose of clarity regarding the case of Lt. Dan Choi, a graduate of Tustin High School and West Point. Choi's an Iraq War veteran and was working for the military as an Arabic translator -- until he announced that he's gay. The ensuing media frenzy has thrown a lot of heat at the 15-year-old "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. Luckily, John Oliver is here to remind us of the other side of the argument: The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10cDa

    May 15, 2009
  • Daily Show's Jon Stewart Eviscerates Birthers, Orly Taitz, Lou Dobbs and Especially Congressman John Campbell

    The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c

    July 23, 2009
  • 'Presidential Hopeless' Works as a Farce, Not as Satire

    August 6, 2009
  • Jon Stewart on the Shuttering of Gourmet Magazine

    Like all of you, I was SHOCKED SHOCKED SHOCKED when I read the LA Times on Monday and saw the news about Gourmet magazine. But leave it to Jon Stewart to put even this in perspective. I need not say anymore, because really, the man has said it all.

    October 7, 2009
  • This Week in Food

    ​We joined sexy-if-slightly-jowly Jon Stewart in lamenting the folding of Condé Nast's Gourmet magazine after 69 years. Edwin and I, by complete coincidence, both blogged about SJC's Ramos House Café. Note to John Q Humphreys: You need more food in your fridge!

    October 9, 2009
  • See Dick Run . . . Away From Indoctrination Into the Gay Vegan Godless Proletarian Revolution!

    ​Katharine DeBrecht, a Fox News favorite who has already foisted onto young minds Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!, has written a follow-up titled Help! Mom! Radicals Are Ruining My Country!, an anti-Obama screed she boasts is "a hilarious and entertaining way for parents to sit down with their children and teach them the origins of the new Tea Party movement and the importance of standing up for liberty and the American Dream." DeBrecht explains in the pre

    November 11, 2009