Jessica Simpson

Where to Go When You're Pregnant In Heels

[Trendzilla] How to detract, or showcase, that you're now the size of Jupiter

Piloxing and Other Summer Workouts

[Trendzilla] Ditch the elliptical and try these inventive OC workouts

'Replace Band Names With Rape' Most WTF Twitter Trending Topic Ever?

We admit we spend a little too much time on Twitter, but this morning we saw a trending topic that made us want to quit the internet like this guy is doing. Scrolling through Twitter, we clicked on "Trending" to get a sense of what the kids like today. The second most popular topic trending in th ... More >>

Jessica Simpson Pulls a Demi Moore, Poses Naked and Pregnant for Elle Cover

​April's ELLE magazine has former teen dream Jessica Simpson, 31, posing pregnant and naked on its cover. Simpson and fiance former NFL pro Eric Johnson are going to have a girl, the magazine revealed. It's another sad copy of the iconic Demi Moore cover from 1991. Moore's cover of Vanity Fair, w ... More >>

Illegal Mexican Tuna Granted Amnesty, to Invade U.S. Supermarkets Soon

​Craving some authentic Mexican tuna ceviche? Well, next time you order it, the fish might actually be from Mexico.Reuters reports that the Geneva-based World Trade Organization (WTO) has made an important decision in a decades-long battle between the U.S. and Mexico over tuna imports. The trade o ... More >>

Five Canned Goods That Deserve Pantry Space

Flickr user frightenrabbitThis is not one of the five.​Living in California means being surrounded by the best produce in the United States. Fruits and vegetables burst forth from every grocery store--even bodegas, long scorned by New Yorkers on a rant about food deserts, have plenty of produce.Ne ... More >>

First Ladies Michelle Obama and Laura Bush Coming to Maria Shriver's Women's Conference

​The current and former first lady are doing California's first lady a solid, as Michelle Obama and Laura Bush have agreed to speak during Maria Shriver's annual Women's Conference in Long Beach Oct. 24-26.Obama last appeared at what Shriver has dubbed "the Super Bowl for Women" in 2007, when she ... More >>

John Mayer

Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre

Five Rock Stars Who Should Be 'American Idol' Judges

Now that both Ellen DeGeneres and Simon Cowell are leaving American Idol, rumors abound over who's going to be the next arbiter of taste on the Fox show. J Lo's supposedly signed a deal. Allegedly, Steven Tyler's been asked to join the show. P Diddy's thrown his hat into the ring. Elton John, Jessic ... More >>

Boob War Fourth of July Special: 13 Original Pairs of Breasts That Made America Great

​A holiday is a great excuse to run an overused concept into the ground. That's why the Fourth of July is a perfect opportunity for a Boob War Special Edition (cue percussive theme music) that takes a historical look at the pioneering woman--and their breasts--responsible for making our country g ... More >>

Six Things Not to Say to Billy Corgan While Auditioning for Smashing Pumpkins

Andrew YoussefBilly Corgan wants YOU to join Smashing PumpkinsEver dream of being in Smashing Pumpkins? Then chances are you remember worshipping Beavis and Butt-head, proudly owning a beeper and having to buy/rent/borrow/steal a VHS tape to enjoy porn. Good times!Which you can kinda sorta relive ... More >>

John Mayer's 'White Supremacist Dick' Screws the Pooch; No Doubt Does Good, Michael Jackson Won't Go Away

John Mayer screws the pooch with "my dick is sort of like a white supremacist" but fucks up royally with "because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n****r pass."In the same Playboy interview, Mayer compares sex with Jessica Simpson to "crack cocaine" and "sexual napalm." And Jess t ... More >>

Today in Music News: Jay Reatard Remembered by Beck, Guns N' Roses, Billy Corgan, Jessica Simpson, Teddy Pendergrass

"Extremely sad to hear of Jay's passing," writes Beck about death of Jay Reatard. "Only got to play with him once, but had the honor of doing a split single together. Thanks for the songs Jay---you will be missed." Click for "In Memory of Jay Reatard."  Click here for interview I did with Jay Rea ... More >>

Today in Music News: Lil Wayne, Karen O, R.E.M., Billy Corgan

Lil Wayne's forever delayed delayed rock album Rebirth--now due out Feb. 1--mistakenly shipped to 500 Amazon customer. Can't wait to read those "most helpful customer reviews."Karen O up for Grammy and Golden Globe for Where the Wild Things Are score.Bill Berry drums/sings backup vocals on new R.E. ... More >>

Show Announcement: Bon Jovi Won't Leave Honda Center, Anaheim

Not after one night, at least. Bon Jovi's "The Circle World Tour" already planned to visit the Honda Center in Anaheim on Friday, February 26. Today, we received news that a second show has been added for Saturday, February 27. Like the thought of that middle-age brat Billy Corgan getting to do nau ... More >>

Rascal Flatts; Jessica Simpson

Verizon Wireless Amphitheater

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Incoming: Rascal Flatts and Jessica Simpson at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater

Oh boy, I know you guys are psyched about this!Country superstars Rascal Flatts are, apparently, on the last leg of their "Bob That Head Tour," which is coming to the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater in Irvine on March 14. Former reality star/failed actress/sometime pop singer Jessica Simpson is openin ... More >>

Why Do People Have a Problem With OC-Raised USC QB Mark Sanchez Being Proud of His Mexican Heritage?

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Three-question special

Chick Flick, Two Ways

In Keaton v. Heigl, girl power (Mad Money) trumps bridesmaid fashion (27 Dresses)

Because You're Ugly: Paris Hilton To Launch Shoe Line At South Coast Plaza

Following in Jessica Simpson's patent leather footsteps, Paris Hilton is launching a shoe line. You know, in addition to her perfume line, clothing line, um... singing and acting career (cough). Orange County fans can preview the line at South Coast Plaza's Macy's next month from Feb. 1-8. The fi ... More >>

Monday's Headlines & Surprises

Democrats flip-flop on SoCal bribery case report: Greg Miller at the Los Angeles Times says an internal investigations report by the House Intelligence Committee continues to remain off-limits to the public. The politicians don't want the masses to see even a declassified summary report on the emba ... More >>

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Commie Girl

Crap Is Good for You! Just like this column

Diary of a Mad County

March 15 - March 21

Sometimes Dead Is Better

The life after death of once-beloved characters

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Something About Mexicans
Its time we had a conversation with Gustavo Arellano

Have you impugned your local librarian today?

Those wascally wabble wousers at Dissent the Blog, your duly elected South Orange County Community College District watchdogs, have posted for our listenting pleasure a snippet from a recent Board of Disgustees meeting where (Dis)Trustee Don Wagner calls the American Library Association, based on hi ... More >>

The Chinese are Layering

Jaime Pressly explains

How I Spent My thanksgiving Vacation

One word: gin

Stars and Strife

Why do our biggest celebs make our biggest duds?

Ordinary Girl

Theres something about Kelly Clarkson

Bo$$ Dogg

Is Snoop selling out or just selling?

Goof Prevention Squad

Famous friends make Sublime tribute album

Pop Will Eat Itself

The movies that stopped living and became mixed-up zombies

Burts Bigelow

The two gods of skin careand other contendersface off. You win

Look at Them Girls

Daisy Dukes will ride again this summer

Tasteful Gentrification

Oranges District Lounge kicks out drunken Mexicans for good-ol-boy chow

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Let Them Eat Beefcake

Men of the Grand Central register blip as art scene flatlines

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Pudgy, once-cute teen idols invade Cerritos!