The poor porn industry is suffering. And the once-wonderful World Wide Web is to blame, reports The New York Times.
Well, more like the free or über-cheap porn that's now so rampant online. Cheaper digital equipment's inspiring a new breed of amateur pornographers, and nationwide porn revenues—which were in the $4 billion range for 10 years—dropped to $3.6 billion just last year. That's expected to fall even more by the time this year's through.
Can you see Jenna Jameson and
Horny males across Orange County are weeping with news that a man made off with a vibrating plastic replica of porn star Jenna Jameson's vagina (retail price: $250) from Fullerton's Erogenous Zone on April 15.
Respectable news organizations only opaquely refer to what exactly did the booty bandit pilfer, but we're not one of them! Click after the jump for the stolen goods.
WARNING: This is done only to help the Fullerton Police Department recover said stolen goods and is in no way an endorse
By far the most interesting thing to happen this weekend was the thievery of Jenna Jameson's vagina. You're just going to have to read about it yourself.
Speaking of vaginas, Rich Kane submitted another arousing issue of the Reg-O-Meter complete with mentions of Asian masseuses, pussy (cats) and saggy tits that resemble fried eggs. Meanwhile, food critic Edwin Goei actually ate some fried eggs at Champion Food in Fountain Valley. Read the review here.
Dave Segal stayed fairly musical this week
New York Post Page 6 columnist Richard Johnson reports today that retired porn star Jenna Jameson is having “Huntington Beach Bad Boy” Tito Ortiz's love child.
Well, at least we think it's Tito's. Pity the fool who is the father if it is not.
By the by, our image of Ortiz was shot by former Weekly staffer Luke Y. Thompson, who covered the North American Mixed Martial Arts Association Expo back in December on this very site.
It's unclear whether the amazing LYT will be invited into the la
It was Oliver Wendell Holmes who opined that a new truth is better than an old celebrity-tinged news item, or at least he would have opined that had he lived in our celeb-obsessed times. So it is in that spirit these 15 Orange County brushes with famous folks in '08 are unveiled.
1) Newport Beach city officials revealed in January they were trying to acquire the statue of their adopted Favorite Son, John Wayne, that moseys in front of the Larry Flynt building in Los Angeles. Back when
Monica Hesse has an interesting story in today's Washington Post on a new breach of etiquette sweeping this great land of ours: the secondhand porn that travelers are subjected to as they, well, sweep across this great land of ours.
