Pull Your Pants Up!, The Victorians, Western States Motel, Meho Plaza, 10 p.m.
Too hot for pants.
The Prospector
2400 E. Seventh St.
Long Beach, CA
562-438-3839
All the Water That Will Ever Be, Is, Right Now, 11:00 a.m.- 5:00 p.m.
Drink it in.
The Irvine Museum
18881 Von Karman Ave., Ste. 100
Irvine, CA
949-476-0294
'80s White Trash Disco '90s Grunge Hip-hop, 9 p.m.
A lot of ground to cover.
Blue Beet Cafe
107 21st Place
Newport Beach, CA
949-675-2338
Kelly Boyz country dance lessons and Kell
The Irvine Museum typically presents exhibits so inoffensively pretty that my eyeballs slide right off of them. When I heard the title for their current show—"All The Water That Will Ever Be, Is, Right Now"— the strangled phrasing got my hopes up that maybe this time we were in for something more exotic. But I was dejected to arrive and find that the exhibit really is just a bunch of paintings featuring water. I wish I could say it was all as invigorating as a splash of sea foam to the face,