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Subject: Intellectual Property

  • Su®f City

    Because nothing evokes the true spirit of surfing like the smell of lawyers and advertising executives in the morning, we can all rejoice at the news that Huntington Beach is now officially "Surf City USA", in the very real and legally binding sense of those words. According to the L.A. Times, "[The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office] has awarded the city an official registration number, giving it the right to use "Surf City USA" to advertise, market and promote the city, officials said." And wha

    May 13, 2006
  • Mickey Mouse: Member of Hamas?

    Disney is a notoriously litigious corporation that defends what it feels belongs to them, whether intellectual property rights or the city of Anaheim. So it'll be interesting to see what, if any, reaction, they'll do after this children's television show aired on Hamas' Palestinian television network that featured a Mickey Mouse rip-off railing against the Zionists and dancing to a song about an AK-47. So Disney: will you give the terrorists the same treatment you give Florida day care centers?

    May 8, 2007
  • Most boring drink ever?

    It's always tedious to hear health-freaks go on and on about the benefits of this or that special shake. But now there's a drink that gets right to the point, putting you to sleep all by itself. (I thought such a thing already existed, and was called "whiskey." The things you learn in this job...) So behold "dreamerz," billed as an "All Natural Sleep Beverage" and a "Dietary Supplement." The product's officially trademarked tagline is "Good Night, Better Day!", and the flavor, of course, is "c

    September 28, 2007
  • Pigs* Bust OiNK

    The BBC reports that British and Dutch police today have shut down the popular and flagrantly illegal music-downloading site OiNK and arrested its overlord, a 24-year-old man from Middlesbrough, England. That sound you hear is the celebratory high-5ing of major-label employees worldwide and Metallica. OiNK's ringleader, who works for a multi-national corporation, “is being questioned on suspicion of conspiracy to defraud and infringement of copyright law,” the article states. OiNK's Amst

    October 23, 2007
  • OC Sex Inventions

    Inspired by an exhibit of sex inventions at the New York-based Museum of Sex, I thought I'd do a little trolling through the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office's online search for anything interesting coming out of our fair county. Anaheim inventor Wayne Manska was awarded patent #6,645,164 in 2003 for a "lingual vibration device" --- in English a tongue vibrator --- that "[causes] a user's tongue to rapidly, yet gently, vibrate during various oral sex acts such as cunnilingus." In his applicati

    November 9, 2007
  • "Don't Copy That Floppy"

    Even back in 1992, copyright holders and their earnest propagandists were battling against illegal duplicating. This clever video puts human faces behind the adverse effects of piracy. Real people's livelihoods are at stake here, now more than ever in the brave new world of 2008. Think about that before you commit digital larceny, you with your misguided sense of entitlement and stockpile of hard-drive contraband. Tip: Jon M.

    January 3, 2008
  • Kid Rock says steal music, gas

    I think I have to start liking Kid Rock now.....eeeewwww..... From BBC News: "Kid Rock said his record company Atlantic had asked him to 'stand up for illegal downloading' a few years ago because it told him 'people are stealing from us and stealing from you'." Kid Rock has just played his first UK shows for five years "And I go: 'Wait a second, you've been stealing from the artists for years. Now you want me to stand up for you? "'I was telling kids—download it illegally, I don't car

    June 23, 2008
  • NIN to Play LA Sept. 6

    As part of their Lights In The Sky North American tour, Nine Inch Nails will play the Forum Sat. Sept. 6. Atlanta space/drone rockers Deerhunter will open (a surprisingly, bold choice by Mr. Trent Reznor). Tickets go on sale June 28 at 10 a.m. through LiveNation.com and Ticketmaster.com. Since Reznor and Interscope Records parted ways, NIN have been on a prolific roll; Trent seems creatively rejuvenated now that he's working for himself and not a major label. I especially enjoyed the two-disc s

    June 26, 2008
  • Off Tran's Case

    May 20, 1999
  • Eek-A-Mouse

    November 20, 2008
  • Spare the Flesh

    September 11, 2008
  • a Clockwork Orange

    September 22, 2005
  • Tran Wreck

    August 9, 2001
  • Video Porn

    March 8, 2001
  • Full Metal House

    December 7, 2000
  • Rifling Victorias Drawers

    August 17, 2000
  • Flaming the Fans

    June 29, 2000
  • Making Copies

    February 3, 2000
  • Collected Stories

    May 21, 2009
  • Baja Fresh in Irvine Doing "Baja Kogi"

    My friend Christian over at OC Mex Food just discovered that a Baja Fresh in Irvine has started serving "Baja Kogi" tacos. My initial reaction was one of disbelief. But Christian has the pictures to prove it.  Mmm, smells like trademark infringement.

    June 27, 2009