The Seal Beach City Council on Monday night is expected to pass an ordinance banning all pigs within city limits "regardless of size, kind or sex." What about deliciousness (think choice chorizo, killer carnitas, hellacious hambone)?
[¡Ask a Mexican!] And why do Mexican-Americans always say they lived the hard life?
The storied L.A. venue announced today that it will officially close in September following a special grand finale concert honoring its history. The full press release is available below...
Christopher Jordan Dorner's infamous manifesto identifies around 40 Southern California law enforcement officers he believes have wronged him. Indeed, those passages burn most of the rambling post's 6,000 words. But Dorner also cites films, TV shows, celebrities, athletes and newsmen he likes, inclu ... More >>
When you look at Ralphie May, you might see big, and you'd be right. He draws big crowds, brings big talent and has the ability to cross big boarders and be loved by people worldwide. We'd say that's a big accomplishment and this weekend, you've gotta get in on the big laughs that Ralphie May will b ... More >>
Sorta-comedians Tim and Eric on influences, audiences and what's not funny
Max Maven is a magician and a mentalist. But not in a mental patient sort of way. And not like the TV show either. He uses the power of his mind and your mind, mixed with theatrical skill and raw humor, to deliver an unbelievably entertaining and captivating show. Though Max doesn't consider him ... More >>
KabongCaptured American Flag Displayed Upside DownWild WarthogCall it Orange County's history of not-quite-mainstream when it comes to politics, call it a release perfectly timed for the moment given Occupy Wall Street is happening, call it a mixture of anti-authoritarian impulses over the pas ... More >>
Surviving a stint in jail and one with the Klan (Trust me, it's true), somehow Daryl Wright emerged as a talented and hilarious comic. Performing at clubs across America and most recently, as a feature comic on the Showtime Special Jon Lovitz Presents, Daryl's star is just starting to shine brigh ... More >>
If the comic that hosts this Tuesday night's show at the Improv looks familiar, it's because he's also the doorman rocking the tightest afro ever, comedian Friendly Frank. And if the headliner of this Tuesday night's show Rob Little looks familiar, it's because you have seen him smiling, laughing ... More >>
It looks like Lady Killer, Cee Lo Green's upcoming album, is going to be, well, a killer. After infecting everyone with that earworm, "Fuck You" (which inspired our list of other songs using George Carlin's seven dirty words), he's back with "I Want You," a vintage, soulful gem.(Why, Cee Lo think ... More >>
UPDATE: There's a proper video for Cee-Lo's "Fuck You" single out today--you'd have to click "like" on his Facebook page to watch it, but what's not to like?Cee-Lo's infectious, heart-tugging "Fuck You" has done an admirable job of giving the f-bomb a patina of respectability among people wh ... More >>
It's the Weekly's weekly round-up of local police calls--actually the Weekly's TWO weekly round-up as an attempt is made to make up for lost vacation time.Left courtesy of E! Entertainment, right courtesy of Orange Police DepartmentRyan Seacrest (left) gets paid another visit from his No. 1 Army spe ... More >>
The "Supermarket" show at the Peter Blake Gallery is aptly named, offering more tasty goodies than you'd find on the shelves of a Trader Joe's. You've got everything from the heavy metal furniture of Cheryl Ekstrom to Jeffrey Krueger's luscious landscapes to the glimmery, inexplicably potent planets ... More >>
Jamesons National Comedy Tour
OnDVD: Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
OnDVD: Saturday Night Live: The Complete First Season, 1974-75
Manners, shock value, traditional values and freedom of speech all collide in Fuck: A Fuckumentary
The sanctioned Miki Dora
Your favorite Too Lazy to Bother With Confirmin' Timekeeper passed along two, count 'em, two hoaxes to our dear reader, er, readers in yesterday's Clockwork. But first, introductions are in order: GOP Jay meet Victor Infante. Victor, Jaybird. Victor, as longtime readers know, is our dearly departed ... More >>
THIS, TOO, IS BASED ON A HOAX. SEE THIS, AND GEORGE CARLIN'S OWN TAKE ON IT HERE. Our dear friend GOP Jay sent this the other day. Meant to share with ya-all then, just stumbled on it in our in-box, so here it is now. The only thing that makes us wonder if it's a hoax is the bit where George Carlin ... More >>
Anyone who's swung by lately has noticed the large dumpster alongside the curb in front of Casa de Clockwork, the Andy Gump outhouse just on the other side of the back fence, the dueling radios wafting Bill O'Reilly from the contractor's truck parked out front and mariachi music from his crew's litt ... More >>
Maledicta 13 and the importance of telling World Trade Center jokes
The Aristocrats serves countless variations on a classic naughty joke
Silent Bob and the Woodster
And some 1970s rock
Coming soon to a campaign near you
Were all fucked!