Femme Cassandra

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    December 14, 2006

    Commie Girl

    Band in Boston: When shes not mean like Lucinda, shes teaching lesbians to dance

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    February 20, 2003

    We Could Be Heroes

    Just for one day

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    October 17, 2002


    Mmmm, naked Fluffernutter

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    September 12, 2002

    American Girl

    Screw Cheneyland! Homes where bold types dwell

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    July 18, 2002

    Look! Were Patriots!

    Party like youre in a beer commercial!

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    April 26, 2001

    Viva Las Vegas

    Take an ace/deuce/yo, please, and one for the dealers