European Union

A Global Bacon Shortage May Be Near!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! In the wake of drought and extreme heat across the world, Great Britain is facing a bacon shortage. It's a problem that may soon become global.   

Should We Create a Marshall Plan for Mexico?

[¡Ask a Mexican!] And how do you stop Mexican kids from cussing?

Hungarian Officials Discover 10,000 Dead Songbirds In A Truck Believed To Be Destined For Italian Restaurants

​As Americans get ready to eat one big bird tomorrow, there's a story that Hungarian officials recently found a cache of 10,000 dead songbirds that smugglers tried to get into the country by truck. The destination for the very tiny meals is believed to be northern Italy, where exotic birds are a d ... More >>

Airline Treats Kenyan UC Irvine Professor, Ngugi wa Thiong'o, Like A 'Terrorist Menace'

Ngugi wa Thiong'o​Ngugi wa Thiong'o is a celebrated Kenyan author and distinguished professor at UC Irvine. He's 72 years old and married. He's not a terrorist. And yet, for an unexplained reason, he and a group of fellow Kenyans were treated as such upon a detoured flight to Lyon, France.El ... More >>

[¡Ask a Mexican!] Special El Edition

Fewer OC Hospitals Are Allowing Midwife-Assisted Births, And Moms-to-Be Aren't Taking It Lying Down

Slayer Give Good Head... Protection

Southern Cali thrash-metal legends Slayer are branching out into motorcycle-helmet designing. Working with O'Neal USA, the band known for classics like Reign in Blood and South of Heaven and being sampled by Public Enemy on "She Watch Channel Zero?!" lent their memorable artwork to the RockHard li ... More >>

Funniest Register Poll of the Year...

...has to be the one they ran last week asking readers what "is the most effective way to stop illegal immigration across the U.S.-Mexico border?" Reporter Amy Taxin sure knows her audience--of the options available, none included "open the borders ala the European Union," "reform the current immi ... More >>

Yet Another Reason Why KFI Sucks, Part Two: The Final Insult

Last July, I blogged about Coast to Coast AM disc jockey Art Bell's sudden departure from the airwaves when he disappeared to the Phillipines and emerged, just a few weeks later, as the proud husband of a girl just barely out of her teens. After a brief hiatus, Bell returned to host the show on week ... More >>

Deep-Sixed

Hollywood pounces on 6-6-06 with a needless Omen revival

It Aint Easy Being Cheesy

Takin a dip with Berlin Jim at the Melting Pot

Summery Judgment

Jim already spent his summer vacation. Now he wants yours

Searched and Seized

Thats Evil Goin On

Evil is stupidity

OOOOMPAH!

Re-creating the Old World

Boredom Is Exciting

Nerdman stars in his own Truman Show