Count Chocula

  • Blogs

    August 7, 2014

    Santa Ana Goes From One of Forbes' Most Boring Cities in the U.S. to One of the Coolest

    Either Santa Ana has improved mucho over the past five years or the cultural bean counters at Forbes magazine are under some bipolar spell. That's because the city that Forbes dubbed one of the top 10 most boring cities in America in 2009 has just been named the 20th Coolest City in the land. Ho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2010

    Boob Wars: Katy Perry Gets Knocked Down a Cup Size on the Newsstand

    ​Just when you thought it was safe to assume that Katy Perry was the unquestionable Boob War victor of 2010, two dark horses decided to strut their stuff this month on magazine covers, proving once again that a Boob War never truly ends. The time between cease fires just changes.Here is Katy's app ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2008

    Halloween Shows! Spooky! Scary!

    H-ween's almost here, dudes. If you're wondering where you and your Don Draper, Sarah Palin or Sexy Jailed Ted Stevens costume should show up to, here are some ideas on what to do this Friday. Or should I say what to BOO! Ahahaha. Right.

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2006

    Election Results

    Since the world didn't live up to the expectations of nervous Christians and end yesterday, we now have to turn our attention to counting the ballots from yesterday's primary. (Lazy goddamn Antichrist, always making more work for me...) Matt Coker's bold electoral prediction proved corrected. Asses ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 6, 2006

    The Power of Provisional Voting

    So pulling out of the casa this morning, it dawned that we'd forgotten to confirm our polling place on our sample ballot. No biggie; this neighborhood has had only three different polling places in the 14 years we've disturbed our neighbors here, and all three potential places of poll are very close ... More >>

  • Music

    May 30, 2002

    Cereal Killers

    Count Chocula would approve of Tiger Army