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March 14, 2006
What I Learned From The Real Housewives of Orange County
We heard it out of the mouth of one of the Bravo reality program's OC bimbots last night: "Eight-five percent of the women around here have had boob jobs." Goodness, gracious, someone inform the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. Because their median income numbers are WAAAAAYYYYY off if 85 percent ... More >>
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January 9, 2008
The "Real" Housewives of Orange County
Well, this week the housewives were pretty fucking boring. I mean, way more boring than usual. I know it's hard to be more pointless than they already are, but somehow they managed. I really wonder what these women think when they get out of bed in the morning. Do they think their lives are someho ... More >>
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March 3, 2008
Are OC Women brain dead?
From its pompous East Coast perch on high, the New York Post this morning slammed Orange County's women as “brain dead.” Columnist Adam Buckman writes that Bravo channel's new “The Real Housewives of New York City” is an “obnoxious” show that “in no way represents the vast majority of ... More >>
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June 12, 2008
Register Atrocity of the Day
From the Reggie's In Your Face blog, which, as it says, is all about "Cosmetic medicine, celebrities, and you:" The world's most powerful Botoxed celebrities Y'know, I've just realized why so many of the Reggie's blogs are so hard to find -- this one isn't even on the main blog list on their site. ... More >>
Blogs
October 7, 2008
Irvine magazine "Live OC" picks the Mets in the baseball playoffs
A handful of upstart publications have made rather determined efforts over the years to compete with the Weekly during our 13-year existence---I'd stick yet another fork in the rancid corpse of the Register's embarrassing Squeeze OC right about here, except at this point its bones have rotted down ... More >>
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November 26, 2008
The "Real" Housewives of Orange County - The Return
We knew it was too good to be true. But much like Jay Z's rap career, the series end of the "Real" Housewives of OC was a big fat lie. Their fourth season premiered last night and it is destined to be shittier than the last... if that's even possible. Two major changes: Tammy is gone for good and Q ... More >>
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December 19, 2008
Because You're Ugly: Orange County Puts Vanity on Hold
Orange County? Postponing implants and Botox? The New York Times is reporting that in Orange County, "where plastic surgery is a part of [our] culture" (sigh), business is down 30 to 40 percent. The story chalks it up to both financial constraints and, surprisingly, even a "Botox backlash"--men ... More >>
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February 25, 2009
Club Pick: Beads for Boobs (Crush Thurs.) @ V20, Feb. 26
Well here's an interesting take on Mardi Gras. This Thursday, the Long Beach night club V20 is giving club goers a chance to win two new best friends in a Naw'lins-style bead collecting contest. The event is hosted by Pure Evolution Productions, a resident band of party promoters that are usually ab ... More >>
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March 24, 2009
It's a Quick Read 19
Orange County Register: Yvonne Pampellonne--who it must be noted, based on her DMV mugshot, "That's a man, baby"--is wanted by Huntington Beach Police for grand theft fake boobies. Okay, technically the 30-year-old is accused in a $20,000 arrest warrant of stealing another woman's id ... More >>
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March 26, 2009
Welcome to the Poorhouse: Saggy Man Boobs Edition
Whenever they's a wrinkle eating away at vain people, I'll be there. Whenever they's a cop not doing a double take as a pair of hooters goes by, I'll be there. . . .. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're in a gentleman's club an' I'll be in the way trophy wives laugh when they're gossiping abou ... More >>
Columns
February 26, 2009
[Hey, You!] Breaking the Circle of Life
Whenever they's a wrinkle eating away at vain people, I'll be there. Whenever they's a cop not doing a double take as a pair of hooters goes by, I'll be there. . . .. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're in a gentleman's club an' I'll be in the way trophy wives laugh when they're gossiping abou ... More >>
News
August 14, 2008
Troubled Plastic Surgeon Brian West Tries to Get a Restraining Order Against a Former Patient
Whenever they's a wrinkle eating away at vain people, I'll be there. Whenever they's a cop not doing a double take as a pair of hooters goes by, I'll be there. . . .. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're in a gentleman's club an' I'll be in the way trophy wives laugh when they're gossiping abou ... More >>
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January 10, 2008
Smile Like You Mean It
Miss Teen Newport Beach
Features
January 10, 2008
Under Wraps
Many of Dr. Brian West's patients didn't know he was in the state medical board's substance-abuse-diversion program. At least six of them claim they're paying the price
Features
June 7, 2007
Summer Smart Growth
Make sure those D cups runneth over
News
December 14, 2006
Yes, Vagina, There is a Santa Claus
Even for battle-worn sluts, genitals are a difficult thing to contend with
Features
October 19, 2006
Infinite Chest
No. 4: Life is beautiful, just like you
Columns
March 23, 2006
Diary of a Mad County
March 15 - March 21
Culture
January 26, 2006
'I Am the Epitome of Reality'
Dr. Laura Schlessinger comes to town. Irvine, actually
Columns
November 7, 2002
Diary of a Mad County
Dr. Laura Schlessinger comes to town. Irvine, actually
Features
August 8, 2002
How Jesse Became Jessica
One mans story of becoming a woman
Supplement
May 9, 2002
You Look Super!
Beauty by the book
News
December 20, 2001
Holiday Mammaries
The gift that keeps on giving milk
News
December 2, 1999
Modern Medicine
Amazingsurgeries.com plays hide the virtual salami
Columns
October 29, 1998
Show Stopper
It's two, two, two weeks in one as Clockwork plays catch-up after the hiatus brought on by last week's boffo Best of OC issue.
Culture
August 20, 2009
[Trendzilla] Buy an Eyelash
It's two, two, two weeks in one as Clockwork plays catch-up after the hiatus brought on by last week's boffo Best of OC issue.
Blogs
October 7, 2009
Breaking News Shocker: Gretchen Rossi Will Not Get a Boob Job
These Real Housewives' are real!Fox News has just broken this jaw-dropping exclusive: Gretchen Rossi will not get a boob job. REPEAT: NO NEW BOOBS FOR GRETCHEN ROSSI! Oh, the humanity! Seriously, what happened to humanity?
Blogs
November 17, 2009
Quickest Boob Job in the West: "Ready-to-Wear Breasts"
Did you really think an email with the headline "Newest Trend in Fashion This Season . . . Ready-To-Wear Breasts" was going to escape the Devil's spawnin', snark-inducin', back-page escortin' Weekly? Surely, you jest. And stop calling yourself Shirley. Nope, you could have knocked us over wi ... More >>
Culture
November 26, 2009
[Trendzilla] Our Community's Chest Meets Ready-to-Wear Breasts
Did you really think an email with the headline "Newest Trend in Fashion This Season . . . Ready-To-Wear Breasts" was going to escape the Devil's spawnin', snark-inducin', back-page escortin' Weekly? Surely, you jest. And stop calling yourself Shirley. Nope, you could have knocked us over wi ... More >>
Blogs
December 3, 2009
From Ready-to-Wear to Ready-to-Blog for Breast Augmenter
Remember our recent post about Ready-to-Wear Breasts? The Costa Mesa cosmetic surgeon who performs the quickest boob job in the West now wants to blog for the Weekly.
Blogs
January 22, 2010
Plastic Surgeon Specializes in Barely 18 Man Boobs
A Newport Beach plastic surgeon is boasting about his ability to reduce man boobs. (Note to surgeon: Can you sneak Clockwork in before 10?) But any old cutter can take care of man boobs these days. Dr. Joseph T. Cruise is carving out a niche with the barely 18 man-boobed crowd.
Blogs
April 2, 2010
Boobs or Bust
Jay BrockmanYou want a brand spanking new set of breasts to replace your old implants, with a little liposuction on the side, but you don't have the $12,000 to pay for the surgeries. What do you do?
Blogs
June 15, 2010
1, 2, 3, 4 ... Katy Perry Declares A Boob War! See Who is Pulling Out the Big Guns in This Fight
Katy Perry fires the first volley of Boob War in this screen shot from her "California Gurls" videoIn the past week, Katy Perry has claimed the summer as hers. Not with the inexplicable success of her single "California Gurls," nor her inexplicable romance with the inexplicably charming Russell ... More >>
Blogs
September 17, 2010
Newport Beach Gets Ready for its Closeup (Again) With E! Reality Show Bridalplasty
More of upper crust Orange County's narcissistic side is about to get more airtime--or basic cable broadcast time--with the impending arrival of the E! Network's Bridalplasty. The reality show has a Newport Beach plastic surgeon guiding brides-to-be as they compete for nose jobs, tummy tucks and ... More >>
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October 27, 2010
[UPDATED:] Carly Fiorina, Cancer Survivor, Hospitalized
UPDATE: She'll apparently be back on the campaign trail tomorrow (see end of post) . . . The Carly for California campaign issued a statement Wednesday morning indicating cancer survivor Carly Fiorina was hospitalized due to an infection tied to her past reconstructive breast surgery.While Fiorin ... More >>
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November 2, 2010
Lea Michele Nose Best
Wikimedia CommonsFox's Glee star Lea Michele is happy to say that despite the advice, she has resisted getting a nose job. To those who think she should have gotten the surgery, she has one thing to say:"Fuck those people."
Blogs
December 2, 2010
Anaheim Hills Cosmetic Surgery Center Comes Under an Unfriendly Light
It's enough to put a permanent frown in your forehead.After a plastic surgeon through the courts successfully challenged the state's authority to regulate surgery centers, California in 2007 stopped licensing such facilities that are at least partly owned by a licensed doctor. According to the ... More >>
Blogs
December 10, 2010
Dr. Mark A. Knight, Anaheim Hills Plastic Surgeon Accused of Sexy Time With Patients and Botched Surgeries, Surrenders His Medical License
We pointed you earlier this month to the excellent reporting of the Los Angeles Times' Molly Hennessy-Fiske, who has exposed the non-regulation of California cosmetic surgery centers, including some in Orange County. Now comes word that one plastic surgeon under the unfriendly glare of the media ... More >>
Blogs
December 22, 2010
Newport Cutters Offer Dueling Mommy Makeovers
Before or after?Two Newport Beach plastic surgeons offer dueling "Mommy Makeovers."Dr. Semira Bayati of Dr. Bayati Cosmetic Surgery on Birch Street provides a combo package of such procedures as a breast lift, liposuction and tummy tuck to combat "the toll pregnancy, childbirth, and child-rearin ... More >>
Blogs
February 3, 2011
Real Housewives to Appear at a Plastic-Surgery Workshop This Saturday in Newport Beach
BravoBring your shades. There's an opportunity to see the blondes from the Real Housewives of Orange County up close at a workshop/luncheon on--what else?--plastic surgery. Queen plastics Alexis Bellino, Gretchen Rossi and other cast members will attend the free event, held this Saturday from no ... More >>
Blogs
February 16, 2011
Dr. Lawrence Hansen, 85, Agrees to Probation to Settle Vaginal-Reconstruction Death Case
Eighty-five-year-old plastic surgeon Dr. Lawrence Hansen has agreed to accept 35 months of probation to settle accusations of negligence in a vaginal reconstruction that left a 39-year-old woman dead.The California Medical Board says Hansen failed to check on Marcia Garcia's medical history or pe ... More >>
Blogs
April 25, 2011
Sid Mirrafati, Doc Who Promoted 'Ready-To-Wear-Breasts,' Gets 'Public Reprimand' After Patient Dies of Lipo Complication
Local plastic surgeon Sayed Jalil "Sid" Mirrafati made OC Weekly headlines in 2009 for his own headline, "Newest Trend in Fashion This Season . . . Ready-To-Wear Breasts," which easily grabbed our attention in a press release. (The pitch: quickie boob jobs--get 'em done Friday and head back to wo ... More >>
Blogs
June 7, 2011
Peter Newen, Surf City Cutter, Wins Big at First Plastic Surgery Awards
They give awards to movie stars, schoolteachers and even rodeo ropers, so why not your friendly neighborhood cutter?Why not, indeed. They handed out hardware to plastic surgeons Saturday night in Las Vegas, site of the first Aesthetic Awards.The big winner of the night hailed from Orange County.
Blogs
June 9, 2011
Octomom Nadya Suleman's Taut Boobs and Belly Not Possible Solely from Diet and Gym: Plastic Surgeons
The latest bikini photos released by Octomom Nadya Suleman to supposedly save her La Habra home from foreclosure has sparked the interest of the RealSelf Blog.The community of netizens who share their expertise on cosmetic surgery, dermatology, dentistry, weight loss, baldness and vision correcti ... More >>
Blogs
June 10, 2011
Boob Jobs and Botox: Just a Couple of the Many Manly Surgeries and Procedures Out There
Bob's bitch tits were his claim to fame in Fight Club. Turns out the general public isn't too keen on male chest chub, though. The removal of man boobs is just one of several surgeries performed frequently at CosmetiCare, a local plastic surgery joint that says its seen a roughly 200 pe ... More >>
Blogs
July 21, 2011
ExtenZe Boned for Continued Male Enhancement Lies
So here's the long and short of it: Biotab Nutraceuticals in 2006 settled for $300,000 a consumer lawsuit brought by the Orange County District Attorney's office (OCDA), which alleged the maker of ExtenZe falsely claimed without any substantiation that the boner pills would enhance a man's peni ... More >>
Culture
October 6, 2011
Fall Beauty Products 101
[Trendzilla] Dermalogica, Keratosis and Clarins are essentials for the season
Calendar
September 29, 2011
'Keepin' It Reality' with Gretchen Rossi
Irvine Improv
Blogs
November 8, 2011
H. George Brennan, Newport Beach Plastic Surgeon, Might Have Probation Revoked By State Medical Board
After a slew of substandard procedures and allegedly offering one patient hush money, the state medical board let a Newport Beach plastic surgeon keep his license, but gave him a three-year probation term.Dr. H. George Brennan's probation was slated to end last year, but didn't, because he hadn't ... More >>
Culture
December 15, 2011
Dr. Semira Bayati Offers Lobe Jobs
[Trendzilla] Behold the latest plastic surgery you don't need
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