Colin Salmon

  • Blogs

    December 26, 2007

    Aliens, Predators, Nutshell (updated)

    While the rest of you were, I hope, getting happily drunk with friends and/or family yesterday, I was "enjoying" the two-hot-dog special at the Block (no other food places were open on Christmas at 11 p.m.), watching ALIENS VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM (which I will henceforth refer to as AVP2, as the AMC' ... More >>

  • Film

    August 19, 2004

    Slime Pickings

    Latex vaginas + Boba Fetts on steroids = choreographed black-on-black in blackness