Charlie Sheen

The Daily Doobie: Santa Ana Pot Collective Sells Girl Scout Cookies?

The Green Love Collective in Santa Ana has an unusual strain on offer for customers: Girl Scout Cookies. According to the collective's page on Legalmarijuanadispensary.com, the top-shelf indica strain contains 30.5 percent THC, and it sells for $20 per gram, $50 per eighth-of-an-ounce, or $360 per o ... More >>

Christopher Jordan Dorner Manifesto Includes Likes (Like Larry David) and Dislikes (NRA)

Christopher Jordan Dorner's infamous manifesto identifies around 40 Southern California law enforcement officers he believes have wronged him. Indeed, those passages burn most of the rambling post's 6,000 words. But Dorner also cites films, TV shows, celebrities, athletes and newsmen he likes, inclu ... More >>

What Makes Charlie Douche?

Roman Coppola gives Charlie Sheen the '8 1/2' treatment

Kevin Nealon Has Been Playing Banjo Since 'Deliverance'

Now that Weeds is over (boo-hoo) what is our favorite character Doug Wilson (aka Kevin Nealon) going to do? And what will we do without him? Good news folks, you won't have to find out because Nealon's got his hands in a bunch of pots and with a career that has brought us amazing characters and tons ... More >>

Racist Tips to Avoid Being Busted For Smoking Pot?

"7 Steps to Smoke Pot and Never Get Caught" was written by Russ Belville and posted on Alternet back on Sept. 13. It's still making the rounds on the internet right now, though, and came to my attention via the Orange County NORML discussion board. The post contains some practical advice o ... More >>

Amy Schumer Didn't Win "Last Comic Standing" But She Is The One Getting the Last Laugh.

See Also: *Anthony Jeselnik Will Offend You. And You'll Like It. *Jeffrey Ross, Roastmaster General: "Charlie Sheen's Got Super Thick Skin." *Jim Norton Doesn't Give a Shit About Libya, Says He Gives Good Head In a world where some people (jerks) think woman are either funny or beautiful but can't ... More >>

Ernest Borgnine Shook the Mind of a Man Watching Vicente Fernandez

Several obituaries online for Ernest Borgnine, who died Sunday, mention that the 95-year-old, Oscar-winning actor's last film was The Man Who Shook the Hand of Vicente Fernandez.But appearing in writer-director Elia Petridis' dramedy, which earned Borgnine a Newport Beach Film Festival best actor a ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Smokes Weed--Charlie Sheen OG Weed!

First it was Oliver Stone smoking a joint on the cover of High Times magazine. Now it's Stone's Platoon buddy Charlie Sheen who's puffing the ganja.Except Sheen isn't smoking just any old cannabis indica or sativa, he's sampling his very own strain: Charlie Sheen OG.In an interview with Playboy maga ... More >>

Is Brian McKnight The Next Charlie Sheen?

Remember when Brian McKnight was widely regarded as one of the strongest talents in the adult urban contemporary R&B genre? Doesn't seem that long ago, right? After all, this is a guy who has been nominated for 16 Grammys and even though has none to show for the nominations, he was always respec ... More >>

Popchips Apologizes For Ad Featuring Ashton Kutcher in Brownface

We never expected all that much from Ashton Kutcher, but to cover his face in brown makeup and play an Indian man named Raj in a cringe-worthy commercial for Popchips?   That's a new low, even for Ashton Kutcher.  The bad, bad idea was released online yesterday to a worldwide "Oh, no, ... More >>

Jeffrey Ross, Roastmaster General: "Charlie Sheen's Got Super Thick Skin"

​Jeffrey Ross is best known as a shit talker. A master roaster, if you will. Rather, "The Roastmaster General." With a hilarious book under his belt, "I Only Roast the Ones I Love: Busting Balls Without Burning Bridges," Jeff is all that and then some. With upcoming projects like a movie starr ... More >>

Big, Loveable and Loud: The Comedy World Mourns the Loss of Patrice O'Neal

​​Comedian Patrice O'Neal died yesterday morning as a result of a stroke that he suffered in October. With plenty of projects under his belt, including roles on The Chappelle Show and Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, cameos in The Roast of Charlie Sheen and Arrested Development, and frequent guest ... More >>

Tortilla Tuesdays: Diana's Tortillas

​Diana's is a chain of restaurants, bakeries and tortillerías in what are loosely termed the "Gateway" cities--in other words, the suburbs south and east of Los Angeles. I've never been to the restaurants, but my wife picked up a package of their tortillas at our local Albertson's.

[UPDATE: Crisis Averted!] Angels to Honor Captain of the Evil Empire Yankees, Derek Jeter--WTF?

Jeter's shit-eating grin--and legacy--will be celebrated (or hopefully booed) on Sept. 9.​UPDATE, 2:30 P.M.,AUGUST 17, 2011: Thanks to commenter MayhemIntheHood, we've learned that the event is actually not happening. Crisis averted, indeed. Check out Halos Heaven for more details. ORIGINAL POST, ... More >>

[UPDATED with Opponents Revealed:] Octomom Nadya Suleman Stepping Into the Ring Again

​UPDATE, AUG. 15, 9:10 A.M.: Alas, Octomom will not be stepping into the ring to square off against Casey Anthony.Well, at least not Sept. 16 in Springfield, Mass.Celebrity Boxing promoter Damon Feldman on Friday announced three opponents will face La Habra's unemployed single mother of 14 Nadya S ... More >>

Craigslist Buy of Fullerton Police Badge Leads to Meth Pipe, Stolen Big Screen and Teen Runaways

​A worker for the city of Orange saw something unusual for sale on Craigslist and contacted the Fullerton Police Department.The item: a Fullerton Police Department badge.But, after arranging a buy, cops got more than their hardware back.

Neveria Flor de Mexico Offers a Treatise on Icy Treats

[SUMMER GUIDE] Where to go this summer for frozen fun you can eat

[UPDATED with Boxing Match:] Octomom Nadya Suleman Stepping Into the Ring to Save Her House

​UPDATE, JUNE 15, 9:29 A.M.: Now that her bikini car wash has been scrubbed, Octomom Nadya Suleman can turn to a more traditional way to raise money to stave off foreclosure on her La Habra home.Like get a real job? Are you fucking nuts!?!No, "more traditional" for the sub-D Lister involves a plan ... More >>

[UPDATED with LA County Bail Set at a Half Mil:] Lenny Dykstra's Spectacular Fall Continues

​UPDATE, JUNE 6, 5:58 P.M.: Already looking at 80 years behind bars if convicted of the 13 counts against him in federal court, Lenny Dykstra today had another 25 criminal charges filed against him in Los Angeles County Superior Court.The former baseball star out of Garden Grove is facing 23 felo ... More >>

Bono at Prince's Show at the House of Blues Last Night

Andrew Youssef/OC Weekly​No, that's not Bono singing with Prince from last night. According to gossip blogger Dr Funkenberry, a very devoted Prince follower, Bono was at the third of Prince's House of Blues shows on Sunset last night. He told us, "Prince called him out one time but he did not come ... More >>

[UPDATED with More Details:] Newport Beach Film Festival May Seek Legal Action Against Andy Dick

Dick's most-recent booking photo from Temecula.​UPDATE, MAY 16, 8:57 A.M.: More details have been released about the April 29 incident that resulted in the Newport Beach Film Festival (NBFF) considering taking legal action against troubled comic actor Andy Dick.The piss-destroy-chew episode (see o ... More >>

Official Warped Tour Compilation CD: By The Numbers

​It's that time of the year again, when lovers of emo sculpt their bangs to fan their faces and draw on eyeliner on with impunity to head over to various dates of the Warped Tour. To commemorate it, the Warped Tour Compilation CD is releasing a two-disc set. Here's a short by-the-numbers FYI on th ... More >>

[UPDATED with Indictment:] Lenny Dykstra's Spectacular Fall Continues

​UPDATE, MAY 9, 11:22 A.M.: Lenny Dykstra, the former major leaguer out of Garden Grove, could get up to 80 years in federal prison if the numerous bankruptcy fraud counts against him stick.That's disclosed in an announcement of a federal grand jury indictment accusing Dykstra of bankruptcy fraud ... More >>

The Devolution of Sting: A Timeline

​ Glee star Matthew Morrison revealed this week that he is recording a duet with Sting, an announcement that thrilled middle-aged virgins worldwide but confirmed to fans of The Police that Sting's transformation from a wiry and literate songwriting innovator into a squinting, washed-up blowhard w ... More >>

[UPDATED with Charlie Sheen, Maid's BJ Chatter:] Lenny Dykstra's Spectacular Fall Continues with Fed and Local Crime Charges

​UPDATE, APRIL 26, 11 A.M.: The lawyer for Lenny Dykstra is denying rampant media reports that Charlie Sheen bailed the embattled former Major League Baseball star out of jail. Meanwhile, the hits keep coming against the former New York Met and Philadelphia Philly facing federal fraud and loc ... More >>

OC Collective Names New Strand of Weed After Compton Rapper YG

www.myspace.com/yg400​ Green Aid, a medicinal marijuana collective in Anaheim, recently developed a new strain of weed--"YG OG," named after Compton rapper YG. It's sold exclusively at their location.

How to Get Tickets to Prince's Three Night Residency in LA

​Three nights of Prince. Sure we live in a world where Republicans can threaten to shut down the government because they don't want to fund Planned Parenthood, a world where Charlie Sheen sells out theaters with his "winning" rampages and truly bad songs get a shitload of press via the Internet.Bu ... More >>

The Real Rap Sheets of the Jackass Cast

​ Jackass star Steve-O was arrested in Calgary this week for allegedly assaulting a heckler there eight years ago. Call us jaded, but we think the Canadian authorities are overreacting to behavior that's more an extension of the Jackass brand than a threat to public safety. While Steve-O and his ... More >>

He's Back! Andrew Dice Clay Talks Internet Porn, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen and Comedy Nepotism

​Andrew Dice Clay may have matured into a family man, but when it comes to comedy, he's still got what it takes to bring to bring the dirty and keep the fans laughing like he never left. If you've wanted to see him live for like...ever, now is your chance. Comedy's legendary bad boy is stepping in ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Snoop Dogg = Winning

​Guess we had to go there. According to Consequence of Sound, Charlie Sheen is collaborating with Snoop Dogg and Filter's Rob Patterson on a track for his tour "Fastball: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option Show."

The Governator is Back--With a New TV Series

Nate Mandos/Wikimedia Commons​So maybe that whole stint in politics didn't work out quite as well as planned. Former Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger, who's used to reading lines, has decided that his next project will be a TV show. According to The Hollywood Reporter, details of the secret series ... More >>

Who Will Save Charlie Sheen? A List of Possible Saviors

It doesn't have to end like this​Charlie Sheen now admits that he's losing his mind, but since his public downward spiral began, the meth-tastic actor has been thumbing his nose at offers of help from family, friends, Dr. Drew, and traditional rehab programs. Who will save Charlie Sheen? And can h ... More >>

Charlie Sheen In Cooking Show by Funny or Die. For Real

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen Earlier today, Charlie Sheen filed suit against his previous employers for $100 million. That wasn't surprising. What was surprising was that on the same day, the above video debuted on the satirical site Funny or Die.A lot of people are still tryin ... More >>

Five Food Moments in Charlie Sheen Films

Sheen likes chocolate milk? There's at least one sane thing about him...​Since the rest of the world is covering everything Charlie Sheen right now at the expense of rising gas prices, the Arab revolution, and the beginning of spring training, why don't we jump in the mix? I never saw Three and a ... More >>

Locals Seek Support for Harassed Christians in Egypt and the Middle East

​As the attention of the world seems to have shifted to Libya (or Charlie Sheen), some locals would like the media light to shine on Christians who were struggling to survive in Egypt even before the Hosni Mubarak government collapsed."Three weeks ago, nine out of ten tweets I received were relate ... More >>

Charlie Sheen's Crazy Inspires Online Hilarity

​Forget all those other Internet memes: even though Charlie Sheen's quotables have been used on everything from New Yorker cartoons to superheroes, bunnies, cats and baby sloths, it's obvious Sheen's diatribes are best digested in piano-ballad form, as illustrated by Apollo Run's  "Charlie Sh ... More >>

Rush Limbaugh, Charlie Sheen and Urinal Cakes Star in The Orange County Interwebs Horror Show

​Hippies love Rush Limbaugh? Hips become boobs? A drug for laughing and crying? Attorneys advertising on piss walls? And the really, really, really friendly skies?Yup, you'll find all this and more in this week's collection of things written from and about Orange County on the Interwebs.

'Wall Street' Bailout

Oliver Stone's sequel lets the bad guys off easy

10 Reasons God Hates California

​Considering Sunday's 7.2 earthquake just south of California's border with Mexico, the 4.1 shaker six miles southwest of Malibu and assorted aftershocks felt up and down the state as this is banged out with fingers crossed, it's obvious God is peeved at something. Before Pat Robertston, Wiley Dra ... More >>

Six Albums That Came Out on 9/11

September 11, 2001 was a lot of things, but it was also a Tuesday, meaning that it was the day new CDs were out in stores (the iTunes Store was still a year and a half away from existence--how did we survive back then?). And not just any records, but quite a few fairly significant ones. Here are six ... More >>

LAFF 2007: Stuttering to a Close

After spending the other day at the Landmark, surrounded by bookstore windows advertising the latest upcoming boy-wizard bonanza, I had to wonder if I'm the only one who wants to chant "Har-ry Potter and the DEATHLY HALLOWS! Har-ry Potter and the DEATHLY HALLOWS! " in the style of the Beastie Boys y ... More >>

Total Recall

Canvas? and Terry Kim remember the good 80s

New Reviews

Mountain Patrol: Kekexili; Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont; La Mujer de mi Hermano; Preaching to the Choir; Scary Movie 4, The Wild

Aging With the Stars

Jodie Fosters getting old, and so are you

WEIRD LIGHT, WEIRD HEAT

Out On The Streets, Its A Weird War

Lets Get Physical

Beware the Pinnochian underworld of Ocean Brewing Co.

Diary of a Mad County

Running On Apathy

Wings of Desire

Bird³s pilgrimage to mega

Out of Sight