"Don't be hating on Latinas because you can't get like them, all pretty and beautiful"
WHEN IS THIS PAPER GONNA PUSH ASIDE SOME HOOKER ADS AND MAYBE INCLUDE SOME INFORMATIVE INFORMATION?
'Ordinarily, I wouldn't wipe my ass with the OC Weekly, but there I was without toilet paper'
You could run Ask an Asian From Garden Grove. Tee-hee. Or Ask an African-American Who Hates Watermelon
Allow me to write a similar column to !Ask a Mexican! called Ask an American, and lets see which column people like more