Reportishes the News Of The World:
SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again...on a HONEYMOON sex video. Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.
Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the 'Oops, I Did It Again' singer performing a series of explicit sex acts.
The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying a
It's been a few slow days for blogging 'round here (what could I possibly show you that Brit-Brit already hasn't?) so I let our rockin' intern Miles Clements do a little work while I took a four hour lunch. Let's read what he has to write:
There needs to be more bands willing to crank out good ol' fashioned rock & roll. Almost every Orange County band I've come across recently sounds like its gunning for a spot on The O.C. soundtrack, for some imagined scene where a pair of young lovers f
Will the Ducks win the Stanley Cup? Will the Angels make it to the Series? Will Tawny Kitaen stay out of jail? Will terrorists hit one of our local targets: Disneyland, the San Onofre nuke plant or TBN headquarters? Should they hit Disneyland? Will home prices collapse? What will happen first: our troops out of Iraq or Bush out of the White House? And what about Britney Spears? Will she find love, or if she can't find love is this crazy world not worth a hill of beans? What kind of beans? Kidney
The new Britney Spears album wont drop until November 13, but 4 of her songs have been "accidentally" leaked into the internet.
It looks like a publicity stunt to arouse interest in the former pop queen's new work (come on, four songs got leaked???), but if the rest of the album is as bland as this, I honestly don't see a comeback in Britney's near future.
I mean, her stuff is OK, but it's gonna take a lot more than some mediocre dance music to make everybody forget about the whole head-shav
Bishop Brown citation dropped: The Los Angeles Times reports that a contempt-of-court citation against Orange Bishop Tod Brown has been dropped as part of an almost-$7 million sex abuse settlement. Plaintiff's attorney John Manly said the diocese forced them to drop their bid for the citation: "The diocese insisted that it be done this way or they would have refused to pay our clients." But Diocese of Orange attorney Peter Callahan, in typical Callahan form, said the contempt case was dismissed
It was hard to top last year’s party on that beautiful boat in Newport, but this Saturday the OC Weekly Holiday Party & Fashion Show hit an all-time high with one of the best parties of the holiday season (if I do say so myself).
Britney Spears may have been a no-show, but that didn’t seem to be a problem for the hundreds upon hundreds of people who showed up to get down with the OCW at the stunningly elegant Gods & Heros in Costa Mesa.
A fashion show by Addiction started the night, follo
Music critics occasionally venture a crack at reviewing WWE music compilations, but they often miss the mark, because you simply cannot just act as if this is some regular compilation CD and assess the songs simply as songs. Not for the most part. But to explain, I need to back up a little bit...
There are different kinds of WWE compilations. The basic type is usually, but not always, entitled "WWE the music volume whatever." The tracks on them are mostly superstar ring entrance music, which is
Britney Spears, an American popular music singer you may be passingly familiar with, is going back on tour--"The Circus Starring Britney Spears"--with a stop at the Honda Center in Anaheim on April 19. It's her first arena tour in five years, her press release kindly informs us.The tour is named after her new album, Circus, in stores (a non-iTunes, physical place where they sell CDs...weird, right?) today. Also today? Britney's 27th birthday! Have a good one, Brit. I'm sure there's many years of
This guy next to me is eating a baked potato. That's like the weirdest thing you can eat at a concert. Well, in the realm of possibility, at least. I guess like, elf meat would be weirder. Because elves are fictional, natch.They're playing all sorts of goofy videos between sets, like thinly veiled commercials for "Entertainment Tonight" and the Britney Spears "Womanizer" video, which seems wholly inappropriate given the ages of most of the crowd.
Now some hunk from "Twilight" is here! (Kellen
LAist has about 20 artists they say are "confirmed" for Coachella (coming up soon! April 17-19!), and many more that are "rumored"--and given that just about every act of note is "rumored" for Coachella at this point in the year, a classification that's about as meaningful as last night's Golden Globes (though any night when Tracy Morgan and Bruce Springsteen both get to give acceptance speeches is pretty awesome).Here's who they say are confirmed:
Don't feel like sweating your balls off? Or dropping 269 bizones to get the opportunity to sweat your balls off? Weird, but you've still got options around OC if you're not heading out to Coachella.
The Wall, 8 p.m.It's international pot smoking day. Why not partake in this trippy experience? Thanks largely to illustrator Gerald Scarfe and his constantly
morphing, slightly disturbing and completely spellbinding images, The
Wall is an hour and a half of absolutely mind-bending provocation set to Pink Floyd's epic album of the same name. Bay Theater - Seal Beach, 340 Main St., Seal Beach, CA; 562-431-9988Kottonmouth Kings; OPM, 6:30 p.m.Another toke-worthy occurrence on this, the smokiest of
Flickr user NMFinFanBetween the "sexting" phenomenon and underage kids letting the world know via tweet what public place they had sex at last night, we're not sure if we're getting old and grumpy or the rest of you are just getting dumber and dumber. We're going to opt for the latter. And we're not saying it can't be done right (see: Daft Punk's "Technologic"). Either way: If this is a sign of the times, well then we want out. Here's a list we've compiled of the top five songs centered arou