Ah, the Starbucks at UCI. There are few better places to score (or, in my case, just scope) erudite chicks.
Right now there's a blonde sitting nearby who could pass for Galadriel: tall, willowy, with eyes like emerald searchlights. Or maybe they're hazel - to find out would require exceedingly creepy staring. But as lovely as she is, that's not what strikes me - it's what she's reading: Plato's Ethics. Darling.
Plato's ethical concerns centered around a virtue-based well-being; the classical ph
