Subject: Al Gore

• Tour de Orange

  September 25, 2008

• Mothers of Prevention

  June 29, 2000

• At the Movies

  After a corrupt Congressional electoral committee declared Republican Rutherford B. Hayes the winner of the 1876 presidential election, Samuel Tilden, the Democratic candidate and the actual winner of the election, left politics and, as Gore Vidal delicately put it, "retired to private life and to the pleasures of what old-time New Yorkers used to recall, wistfully, as one of the greatest collections of pornography in the Gramercy Park area of Manhattan." One hundred and twenty-four years later,

  June 2, 2006

• Doug Korthof, Al Gore and global warming

  This just fell from the virtual sky courtesy of your favorite Seal Beach activist, Doug Korthof: Hi, We all know that Al Gore was swindled in the first of the neo-con "managed elections" of 2000, and that the theft of elections continues to this day via: --Voting Machines fixed, altered or fraudulent, --Local voting personnel suborned, --Felon list "disqualifications" of Black and Democrat voters via Bush "data companies", --Voting day dirty trix such as lack of poll-workers in certain area

  May 24, 2006

• Al Gore III - What a dope

  Al Gore's 24-year-old son graced our fair county with his presence earlier today - allegedly with an ounce of marijuana and other controlled substances (Vicodin, Valium, Xanax and Adderall) he didn't have a prescription for. He was stopped by the OC sheriff's department when they caught him going 100 mph on the I-5 south. Gore got to spend most of the 4th in the Orange County Jail, and was released at around 2 p.m., reports the Times. Bail was set at $20,000, notes the Register. Funny tidbit:

  July 4, 2007

• Friday's Headlines & Surprises: Why Did the Mayor Quote Mein Kampf at South Coast Plaza?

  Look! Up in the Sky! It's SuperFascist! Costa Mesa Mayor Allan Mansoor jumped into a phone booth, ripped off his Orange County Sheriff greens and donned something that would make him, at least outwardly, a man of substance: a fine suit, tie and shiny shoes. Yep, yesterday at a ceremony to celebrate the 40th anniversary of South Coast Plaza, Mansoor stood at a podium and began reading passages from Mein Kampf. No? All right. According to Michael Miller’s version in the Daily Pilot, Mansoor dee

  October 12, 2007

• Saturday's Headlines & Surprises: Head Butting Cars Isn't Healthy

  Not Sure Why His Head Continued to Slam Into My Baton: Norberto Santana, Jr. at the Register reports that an unidentified “28-year-old inmate at the Orange County jail died Friday after deputies used a taser gun to subdue him.” Damon Micalizzi, the taxpayer-paid flack assigned to get Sheriff Michael S. Carona good ink, claimed, “Deputies tried to do what they could to remove him from other inmates. A confrontation ensued, a taser was deployed and then he was taken to the nursing station f

  October 13, 2007

• Santa Ana Potholes More Popular Than Bush

  The new Reuters/Zogby poll shows that 76 percent of the country would probably have George W. Bush managing a date shake shop on PCH than serving as president. Only Richard M. Nixon attracted worse approval ratings and he ordered burglaries from the White House. Pollster John Zogby, a Republican, said, “[People] are giving up on this government.” Who is laughing most? Sen. Hillary Clinton. Her approval rating jumped an impressive 11 percent to 46 percent in the last month. A slight majority

  October 17, 2007

• Keep Your Shirt On

  July 1, 1999

• Debatemon!

  March 16, 2000

• Clintonesque Cox

  October 5, 2000

• Mo' Monica

  October 19, 2000

• UCI Scientist Helps Add More Culprits to the Global Warming List

  Anyone worth Al Gore's salt knows that cars, factories and farting cows contribute to global warming, but an international study that includes the research of a UC Irvine scientist has found drought and deforestation can also help fuel the pesky phenomenon and should be included in future climate pacts. ScienceDaily.com reports today:The study, analyzing six years of climate and fire observations from satellites, shows that in dry years, the practice of using fire to clear forests and remove org

  December 9, 2008

• Primadonnas

  January 1, 2009

• Big Mac

  October 23, 2008

• Bedtime for Democracy

  December 21, 2000

• [Locals Only] Gross Urge

  April 3, 2008

• Getting Schooled at Soka Bistro at Soka University

  February 28, 2008

• Give It Up, Al

  December 5, 2002

• Ask Cannibal Corpse!

  December 5, 2002

• I Hate People

  Poor, pitiful pearl goes to OCMA

  January 25, 2007

• Bad News With Al

  OnDVD: An Inconvenient Truth

  November 23, 2006

• Mostly, No

  WEB EXCLUSIVE! Ladies and gentlemen, the propositions!

  November 2, 2006

• Commie Girl

  June 15, 2006

• Fahrenheit 2050

  June 1, 2006

• Commie Girl

  May 18, 2006

• Supreme Food Court

  July 7, 2005

• 0 for 6

  February 19, 2004

• Oy, No! We Won't Go!

  April 18, 2002

• Party Crasher

  April 4, 2002

• The Year in Bits:July - December

  January 4, 2001

• Letters

  December 28, 2000

• World Traveler

  December 28, 2000

• Bush League

  November 30, 2000

• The Most Serious Election Crisis Ever!

  November 23, 2000

• CEO Wet Dreams

  November 16, 2000

• Fantasy Land

  November 16, 2000

• Closing Time

  November 16, 2000

• Indecision 2000!

  November 9, 2000

• Bush League!:Special Presidential Edition

  November 9, 2000

• On the Brink

  November 16, 2000

• The Edwards Crown Affair

  October 19, 2000

• Letters

  October 12, 2000

• Sweatin' to the Oligarchy

  August 31, 2000

• Party Pooper

  August 3, 2000

• The Needles Eye

  January 20, 2000

• Letters

  August 5, 1999

• Pearls of Wisdom from our Vice-President

  July 29, 1999

• Out of the Mouths of Boobs

  July 29, 1999

• On Sale Saturday: The Killers at UCI's Bren Events Center

  ​Las Vegas' own the Killers are performing Sept. 15 at the not-used-very-often UCI Bren Events Center. I saw Al Gore speak there about a decade ago, but this was way before he invented global warming.Anyway, tickets go on sale Saturday at 10 a.m. and cost $47.50. Wait, what? $47.50? Am I crazy or is that a whole lot of money to see the Killers? I know they're popular and all, but is no one in their camp aware of this little thing called a recession?

  July 28, 2009