Having a conversation with a comic can be a dream come true if you happen to be a fan. Or a total fan boy (or girl). When you talk to comedians for a living, well, one could say that is a wet dream come true. Since I happen to be lucky enough to do that for a living, I figured I'd hit a few of them ... More >>
[Moxley Confidential] Once-proud white-supremacist gangster offers unusual conviction appeal
This weekend, Xalos Bar in Anaheim will be packed with late-night revelers as the establishment marks ten years in business. On Friday, there will be no cover charge as banda music blares and Spanish-language television station Univision will have its cameras on location. The following night, everyb ... More >>
It sounded like good plan. To promote its new Mountain Dew drink, Villa Fresh Italian Kitchen launched an online contest that encouraged fans to come up with a name for the green-apple-flavored concoction. The name with the most votes would win. Now enter the world's greatest masterminds: Inter ... More >>
They walk among us. You may have noticed a billboard at the 405 Freeway and Goldenwest Street advertising 180movie.com. 180 is a 33-minute documentary, produced by Christian evangelist Ray Comfort, that kicks off by asking folks in Huntington Beach if they've heard of Adolf Hitler.
That crazy Barbara Coe is at it again! The aging cigarette that is the head of the California Coalition for Immigration Reform has been a bit quiet on her email blasts as of recent, preferring to send out stories that claim pedophilia is an acceptable part of Afghan culture with no comment. But t ... More >>
As reported earlier, Trent Reznor is adapting the Nine Inch Nails concept album Year Zero as a science fiction television show for HBO and BBC.Released in 2007, Year Zero was created by Trent and Co. as a rallying cry against both the Bush administration and the overall fucked-up state of the wor ... More >>
Headline: Immigration Could Creep into Senate RaceComment by SOUTHOC: I wrote Obama and "he" wrote me back stating that he would follow the writing on the statue of liberty. I reminded him that the statue of liberty was a gift from the French and not an American idea. No Amnesty for criminal ... More >>
So white-power music fans are planning to hold a concert this weekend in an undisclosed Orange County location because, hey: cockroaches* like to hide, you know? There'll be some big names in the hatecore scene: Max Resist, Youngland, White Knuckle Driver, and other knuckleheads.I know wher ... More >>
Headline: Activists Question Fountain Valley Educators Over Islamic HistoryComment by MICHAELNOC: Another day, another reason to HOMESCHOOL! All we need to know about Islam, we learned on 9/11!
The official car of Public Enemy Number One?When he's not stealing cars, committing vandalism, using illegal narcotics or burglarizing property, convicted felon Jason Lee Fenstermacher likes to salute Adolf Hitler, yap about the supremacy of his race and assault Mexican-Americans. The 29-yea ... More >>
If Obama is worse than Hitler, what does that make Coe?I once had an argument of sorts with a prominent O.C. newsman who basically told me to give it a rest on the Barbara Coe beat. "She's just an old, paranoid woman who barely has a following," he said of the head of the California Coalition for ... More >>
While the WorldNutDaily nation gets riled up over photos in Heeb magazine showing Roseanne Barr dressed as a homemaker Hitler who whipped up a fresh batch of burnt Jews, the funniest article in the Jewish satire rag's latest issue is porn star Joanna Angel--star of masterpieces such as Cum On My ... More >>
To boring people, April 20 means two things: the anniversary of the Columbine massacre or Hitler's birthday. To stoners, it's something way cooler.Because stoners can't agree on anything other than, yes, they should smoke another bowl, the origins of 4/20 vary. Some say it's police code. Some say it ... More >>
MSNBC's Rachel Maddow has today's best assessment of the Rick Warren-Barack Obama invocation dust up: "Not only is it getting worse, it's getting weirder."Yesterday, there was Pastor Wiley Drake of First Baptist Church in Buena Park demonizing Warren's participation in the Jan. 20 inauguration of ou ... More >>
We already knew that California Coalition for Immigration Reform head witch Barbara Coe doesn't like President-elect Barack Obama, going so far as to compare him to Hitler. But, boy oh boy, does Barry have her goat! To the left (natch) is a doctored photo Babs sent around to CCIR's mailing list befo ... More >>
From our favorite Know Nothing geriatric, sent on Friday: Hitler demanded "change" using innocent CHILDREN as his "voice": He got it and millions suffered and died. Castro demanded "change" using innocent CHILDREN as his "voice": He got it and millions suffered and died. Obama demands "change" us ... More >>
"At least now we know that the 'new' weekly is picking up a bunch of non-gay, non-liberal readers"
Abstract Works actually looks like stuff youve seen
The Beast, the alt paper that howls at the world from the wintry, chicken wing-splattered wasteland that is Buffalo, now has the 2006 version of its always entertaining 50 Most Loathsome People in America online. The list of the loathsome features those you might expect (Bush, James Dobson, Ryan Se ... More >>
You know what's funny? We ask our young adults to throw themselves into the youth versions of established adult institutions—your governmental bodies, your newspapers, etc.—but when the kids dare express dissent or themselves in a way that rubs the ruling class the wrong way, the adult o ... More >>
Letter from New Orleans
'My combined Mexican-Guatemalan ancestry ranks me somewhere between a syphilitic Chihuahua and Hitlers missing left nut!'
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A sadly unhuman Stalag 17
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We all scream for Howard Dean
Rewrite history with the Register! Its fun!
Books that beat back the Bush blues
Bush is creating an un-American America
Coens Screw Up a Remake
Dragonfly Clothing is misunderstood!
Moose rebuke moves Hitler party to Palmdale
OCCs Sand Mountain
Packing heat, these women still have the power to penetrate
How Bert Jakobs outlived the Third Reich
a.k.a. ''The World According to The Orange County Registers Letters to the Editor''*
Legal demonstrators, the Idiot Party and Arthur Carmona
The chickens came home to roost at Columbine High