With the results of the midterm elections pretty much settled, liberals and conservatives can finally agree on one thing: the existence of a just and merciful God. Yes, while many secular Democrats are reconsidering their beliefs due to their gains in the House and Senate, Christian fundamentalists are joyfully anticipating the Rapture as illegal immigrants (or, as the neo-cons know them, Satan's Li'l Helpers) are granted amnesty, homosexuals are allowed to butcher and cannibalize our fetuses, and our schoolchildren are forced to mock a picture of Jesus in their classrooms every morning. To paraphrase Nietzsche, God may be dead, but at least in the pages of this... More >>>