Quick: go look up "heaven" in the nearest available dictionary. Is there a Smoking Loon label taped next to it? No? That's funny—there is one in mine. Of course, I guzzle bottles of the $5.99 wine (especially the cabernet—currently on special at Ralphs and Albertson's!) like it's the sweet nectar of the gods, which helps explain two things: 1) my penchant for bawling during every single reality-TV tearjerker, from American Idol to Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, and 2) my absolute lack of any real knowledge about wine. I mean, why bother with the... More >>>