This goes out to “Papi.” On behalf of your neighbors, I am compelled to inform you that you have shattered the sanctity of our homes for the last time. I don’t suppose you have any clue why I know your nickname. Allow me to spell it out for you, jack-hole: I have a bird’s eye view of your back yard, and I’ve seen you smacking around your absolutely adorable puppy on a nightly basis. We also get an earful of you fornicating in the afternoon several times per week. The tranquility is often shattered by moaning, spanking and a woman... More >>>