Before you buy that tiny box turtle in Chinatown, know that it can live for 100 years. Which means that among all the Mad Libs nonsense of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -- a comic book-turned-media-phenomenon that's always half-admitted it's a goof -- at least the teenage part is accurate. The bulletproof shells, bipedalism, and mozzarella tolerance aren't, but that was always the charm. "Why so serious?" the reptiles seemed to whisper, before about-facing to... More >>>