Fuck, yeah, it's finally summer! Golden West College is on break, and it's time to figure out how to fit as much rage time in as possible before you have to go back to your busy six-hour-a-week community-college education come fall. You start prepping by pulling the cover off the ATVs in your parents' garage, giving the jet skis a good wash and lifting your Black Ford a couple of inches more—because the height at which your truck sits is directly proportional to the level of that sea of pussy you'll be drowning in. But it isn't until you hit up Mike or Ry-Guy or Frank "The Tank" to make the yearly plans for Glamis or Havasu that you realize something's a bit off about... More >>>