Okay, smart guy in front of me in the supermarket checkout line. Here we are, Nos. 1 and 2, ready to pay the cashier and get the hell outta here, and YOU decide you need to make a quick run to the produce section to get a bag of apples. Seriously?! "I'll just be a second," you say as you turn your back to me and whiz off like Tom Cruise in your... More >>>