Is nuthin'  sacred? First,  some Harvard Divinity School dame  finds written evidence that Jesus  (maybe) had a wife. And now Mrs. Claus  turns up.  Excuse the fuck outta us, but Santa is, like, seriously married? We always figured  the fat guy  and Rudolph were an item . . ."You look nice and shiny, my deer."  We're gonna check  things out for ourselves, along with the myriad  other attractions—craft faire, cookie decorating, games, face painters, snow (uh, wait, snow?!),  petting zoo and pony rides, carolers, elf balloon artist, live holiday jazz, tree lighting, nighttime boat parade of lights—more stuff than  Charlie Brown has on his  wish list. But if Mrs. C. turns out to be  some appalling OC  trophy wife, we're going postal early for... More >>>